David Pitman

I'm an artist, musician, juggler, reader, and I love to be active.

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Even pirates do laundry... don't they? Happy #wileysislewednesday!

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Those of you who have been suddenly hit by an airborne gecko in a state of shock can no doubt relate to this. #wileysislewednesday

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Je pense á ma destination, et je crois que ça n’est pas une impasse.
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I’m thinking about my destination, and I don’t believe it’s a dead end.
#MondayMotivation

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Yes I know it's not #wileysislewednesday but this is what happens when you spawn a child. Enjoy! #dadprobs

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@JoshuaToney You got it, champ.

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I love creating these, and seeing your reactions. Thanks for sharing the fun, everyone! Happy Wednesday, and merry #wileysislewednesday !

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@seanymaclayman Good point, and granted, but that doesn’t make it any more acceptable to hold up traffic (which is illegal). I’m not asking folks to quit cycling, just to consider the impact of their ride on others. Find a road where people can pass easily.

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If you are a cyclist and enjoy windy 2-lane roads because they’re more scenic & hilly, please consider the line of people behind you who are paying the price for your workout before jumping on your bike. Hogging the road in a car is rude, but you shouldn’t be there to begin with.

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Yaaaarghh. Happy #wileysislewednesday everyone.

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Am I the only one that marvels consistently at the fact that the only thing between you and a head on collision resulting in certain death is a double yellow line?

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Who doesn't like finding money? #wileysislewednesday

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May your fashion be strong, unless you, too don’t wear clothes.

#wileysislewednesday #comic #fashionfauxpas

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@PaternityFrat Sure did! 😝

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Had things to do tonight but got distracted and ended up with this. I was inspired by a recent bill that came in the mail. #newdad #expensivebaby

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For all the #donutlovers. Joke courtesy of Kenan Pitman.

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Hope your life is exciting. #wileysislewednesday #BetterLateThanNever

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Happy Wednesday, everyone! #wileysislewednesday

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Happy Wednesday, everyone! (Any resemblance to events having happened between a husband and wife are purely coincidental and not intended here 😝 ) #wileysislewednesday #badnavigator

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Happy weekend, everyone, YOUR workday rush is over. Time to relax. :)
#happyweekend #fridaysarethebest