David Simms

PhD in Information Systems. Terrible driver, worse skier.

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@sambillings @KentCricket Pretty close to the perfect game of cricket, that, the side batting last creeping over the line eight down in the last hour. Can’t beat the best format.

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@BarnetFC Feels so odd to be going into this kind of game when it’s the opponents who are desperate for the three points.

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@MicroBuvette Et nous, le SFC, comment allons-nous être sanctionnés suite à cela? Sans doute nous sommes coupables de quelque chose.

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@anon_opin Take Q magazine back in the day, when everything Oasis or U2 put out was a five-star long-awaited return to form.

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@Downhill2ndHalf At the beginning of the season, if I'd been told we'd be in this position at the beginning of March I'd have been delighted. No pressure, no jeopardy, just a good chance to have a tilt at the playoffs.

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@Downhill2ndHalf I was behind the goal for that one. Utterly wretched first half, Devine magic in the second.

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@Regor_02 @MicroBuvette Sachant que déjà les matchs contre LS et le FCZ le mois dernier étaient plus que pénibles.

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@Downhill2ndHalf I have a vague and possibly unreliable memory of Constantinou being introduced to the crowd at Underhill with a bit of buzz that we’d signed the Cyprus captain, and then nothing.

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@Downhill2ndHalf Glenn Hoddle played for us in a testimonial game and although he could barely break into a trot it was a phenomenal passing display.

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@officialGSHC Scenes!

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@championshockey @bruleursdeloups 🔴🔵

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@championshockey @bruleursdeloups @FT_Pinguins 🔴🔵

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@Bee4life77 @Downhill2ndHalf Didn’t he score about seven minutes into his debut?

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@Baddiel I manage to quote him pretty much every day. There’s always a suitable line in one of his songs.

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@holland_tom @TheRestHistory That certainly happened.

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@daraobriain Please come back to Geneva and the theatre in the hotel basement.

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@fmeetsdata @MicroBuvette Servette’s reward for a European place last year was getting drawn against Chelsea, by far the strongest team in their competition. After which… nothing.

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@HankAzaria Funniest series I’ve seen in the last decade. I want to listen to Brockmire calling games every week. And for his podcast to come back.

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@KentCricket Keep feeding him filth on leg stump and he’ll swat it away all day.

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@mrmarksteel I watch hockey in Switzerland and the three prerequisites for a good evening are a couple of beers, a melted cheese snack, and a bearded Canadian lumberjack type swapping punches with a granite-jawed Finn.