David Keating

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fresh baked bread & pastries are some of the great joys of life

[David Keating @davidkeating]

Hey @McDonalds! You should rename your Sausage McMuffin with Egg to Sausage McMuffin with Bone. I really can’t afford a broken tooth right now 😬

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

If you buy twitter can you delete the combine photo? @elonmusk

[David Keating @davidkeating]

@ry__wi @wingstop every time smh

[FTX @FTX_Official]

We're giving some #bitcoin away!

How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet.

The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest

No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: https://t.co/L7o8Jz25TT

[David Keating @davidkeating]

@elonmusk No worries! #HAKUNAMATA 🚀
@tatatoken $tata

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Guest starring …

[ryan @ry__wi]

s a x o p h o n e

[David Keating @davidkeating]

A few scattered thoughts from today:

1. God is good. Always.
2. If you’re going through something, big or small, you can & will get thru it. Stay positive, keep your chin up & eyes on God.
3. My sunburn is peeling. I’m very itchy.
4. Stop throwing buckets of water on police.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Good Morning, Have A Great Day!

[DrakeBell.ethᵍᵐ @DrakeBell]

@kanyewest I’m sorry 😔

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Thanks to all the hard working community members of Flavortown. It was a delicious campaign and we are rollin out for another 4 years.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

First we Baconate, then we STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE https://t.co/BxVkCB4j4b

[Alana Mastrangelo-Wrask @ARmastrangelo]

If we ban automatic vehicles, then way less people would be able to use vehicles for assault, because not as many people know how to drive stick.

[David Keating @davidkeating]

@ry__wi

[David Keating @davidkeating]

What ever happened to “freaky fast” delivery? @jimmyjohns Been an hour since I ordered/paid... less than 2 miles away and still hungry.

[David Keating @davidkeating]

I’m training to be the #LastFanStanding during today’s big game, and win a Mercedes-AMG! Check it out at https://t.co/6UNlB3bu6C https://t.co/fwOutMouwR