David Kendra

Currently announcer at Nethermoor . Sometimes spouting nonsense on @guiseleyradio. following @GuiseleyAFC. all views my own. Get down off the scoreboard.

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@SadCornerFlags spinning off into ‘Sad Floodlights’?

[South Shields FC @SouthShieldsFC]

Club Statement: Ian Watson & Carl Magnay

🔗 https://t.co/J5GLv0Flyv

#SSFC #AlwaysReady

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@DoverAthletic @SadCornerFlags

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@Matlock_TownFC @SadCornerFlags

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Remember on this #NewYearsEve that January is #depressing at the best of times - and these are far from it. So have a drink if you want, sack off things that make you feel bad, and don’t be hard on yourself if, like me, all you manage is to just about muddle through.

[Guiseley AFC @GuiseleyAFC]

69' Day fired a powerful shit goalwards but it was smothered by Mason.

#WTFC 0-2 #GAFC

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@Carra23 @England Says the man who earned most of his England caps from Sven Goran Eriksson and Fabio Capello. Come on, man. Grow up.

[Travlaw @TravlawLegal]

The rules around Flexible Working Requests are likely to change - so just how flexible do employers in the #Travel industry need to be? @naru_ami can explain... https://t.co/E9lyq8XFpF

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@almurray Arf.

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Sad not to be able to get to the @GuiseleyAFC game today, but will be tuning in to @SRFCofficial’s coverage instead. Given my record, I doubt I’m any sort of good luck charm, so here’s hoping our good run continues! #GAFC

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Got to say, the Afghan national anthem is an absolute banger. #T20worldcup22

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

I see the #FIFAWWC draw has about the same amount of preliminary faffing about that the mens draw has. Half an hour in and no sign of it actually starting. Get on with it!

[Guiseley AFC @GuiseleyAFC]

FULL TIME! THE LIONS HAVE DONE IT! A deserved 3 points at Nethermoor, Goals from Danny Ellis and Jake Cassidy mean we have a full time score of Guiseley AFC 2-1 FC United of Manchester, a safe trip home to all the visiting supporters players and staff #GAFC #GuiseleyTogether

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Youngest wanted The Gruffalo before bed, I’d forgotten the voice of the title character was Robbie Coltrane.

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@MossleySmiffy @BelperTownFC I’m not a photographer (as is painfully obvious) but genuinely impressed at the vista on show today. Reason #5006 why non-league football is ace.

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Not the best photo, but @BelperTownFC’s ground ranks with one of the more picturesque grounds in the division. Hills, Mills and Churches looking over us today. #GAFC

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Miriam Margolyes can’t say that on Radio 4 in the morning of course, so that’s exactly what she says. That’s her thing. Good for her.

[Dino Sofos @dinosofos]

Possibly the greatest moment in the Today programme’s history courtesy of Miriam Margolyes.

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

The new Fantasy Football League on @skytv is actually pretty good. Sticks to the format, and keeps to the spirit of the original. They had me at saying a big ‘Hello’ to Jo Linton!

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@almurray It annoyed me as much as it does you, because then I had to go have a conversation with these nimrods about why they can’t film the show. Inevitably I’d be accused of breaching someone’s ‘Hooman rights’. Sigh.

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

@davidjohnbown I Reckon by the time I come over to watch panto (amazing cast this year btw) I’ll have finished all the originals, and we can discuss without fear of spoilers!

[David Kendra @davidkendra]

Been watching a lot of Frasier on #ParamountPlus lately because it’s helping with the #anxiety. Now on season 8, I’m finding myself getting worried about what I’m going to do when I’ve finished it. My point is my #anxiety is stupid.