Funky cold McDLC

shut up

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

Sex so bad the Oompa Loompas sang a song about it.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

@patriottakes "You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

@PresTrumpTS The obese and stable emperor still has no clothes.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

@RNCResearch Stop embarrassing yourselves.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

Meanwhile....LeBron James just got paid to tell us that greasy ass ruffles are sexy to eat and that's while I'll never stop the "fuck you" You're welcome.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

@laurenboebert Are you really this stupid or just depending on your followers to be?

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

Hey you guys. Rebel Wilson lost some weight! You heard it here first

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

No.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

Ask me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving one more time tonight motherfucker.

[Benny 'Autistic Special Interest' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I don't believe Ice Cube ever got a triple double.

Maybe a triple cheeseburger.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

Just one more drink babe then I'll join you in bed.

Me lying.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

I'm American so I like to play "the floor is covid".

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

If 2020 has given me nothing else, I know what I would look like as a walking dead cast member.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

Paris Hilton? Isn't she dead?

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I hope they're working on the next generation of flashlights

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

You're either a choke guy or you're not.
No faking that one gents.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

200k dead. Our great leader just told white supremacists to stand back and stand by. Ashes are falling on my head as I stand outside smoking a cig.
I really thought the apocalypse would be more dramatic than this.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

"We'll talk" is the new fuck right off.

[Funky cold McDLC @davidleecourt]

When I feel alone and that no one cares about me I always say goodnight to the internet to make sure they're laughing at me too.