David Makepeace

You can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my Uggs.

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

Never trust a Tory or a Tory in disguise

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@EastBayChris https://t.co/HWV7jRBA7e you know who's got you, Chris.

[David Lombardi @LombardiHimself]

Kendrick Bourne will step into a bigger role with Ricky Pearsall out tonight. Bourne just happens to need…

9 yards for $250,000
8 catches for $500,000

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Since this tweet Van Dijk has conceded 6 goals in 2 games, while Wayne Rooney is still the best striker in PL history👍

[Jim @StrettyEndView]

They just don’t get it do they? #MUFC #NUFC

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

The morning routine

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@LombardiHimself I remember when you said the same things about Jimmy G though.

Brock is a good quarterback. Let's not pretend he is better than Peyton, Brady, Lamar, Rodgers, Allen and so on. It's disingenuous, all these numbers have context, like shitty teams, bad coaches, different eras etc

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@syd_the_catfish @slowedroses If he 'completes the offense from a scheme perspective' the scheme is wrong. NEEDING a full back, expecially at this price. Is antiquated and not part of a winning formula.

Maybe I don't know ball, but this is how I see it. It's a step in the same direction, backwards.

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@syd_the_catfish @slowedroses Sure. But they just gave a full back 8m. That money would have been better spent on Mason.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Victor Lindelöf today...

#MUFC

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

All the right wing cope about Elon's Nazi salute trying to compare pictures of dems, but let's do a video analysis.
Dems doing Nazi salute: debunked.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Have you noticed he never says anything bad about actual tyrannical governments?

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@kreudxx

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@kreudxx Shut up bird.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Woke up to Musk wanting to colonise the UK…

Wonder what UK ‘patriots’ will make of their space daddy now.

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

My takeaway from this season. This 49ers team suckdidlyucks.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Ruben Amorim has beaten Pep Guardiola an aggregate score of 6-2 over two games this season with Sporting & Man Utd.

🎶 Ruben Amorim, Amorim. Na na na na na... 🎶

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. #PaulTyson

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Proper outraged at David Coote.

Imagine thinking ‘James Milner is alright.’

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@KeddieLab Congratulations Joe! 🎊

[David Makepeace @davidmakepeace]

@SleeperFooty do players in the starting lineup who don't play automatically sub out for 1st eligible bench player?