David Mal Cohen

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -Ferris Bueller

[David Mal Cohen @davidmalcohen]

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[David Mal Cohen @davidmalcohen]

@Huberton CNN reports that Ryan was hunting ducks when President Trump intentionally stepped into his path to protect the birds, suspecting Ryan of being Haitian.

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

One head turn away from Chaos

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[David Mal Cohen @davidmalcohen]

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[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: President Joe Biden has officially cured cancer according to President Joe Biden.

What an amazing day for people all around the world 🎉

"I said I'd cure cancer they looked at me like, why cancer? Because we can!”

“We ended cancer as we know it.”

Biden will now be working to cure dementia.

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Dons Feathered Headdress To Welcome Indian Prime Minister https://t.co/MKuYlQedy2

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman
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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@catturd2 Easy to fool people, but it is almost impossible to convince people that they have been fooled

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

.@elonmusk fired half the staff at Twitter. The app is working great. Maybe better than ever?

Imagine if the federal government did the same.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

She's done

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

Kamala Harris on college-aged kids:

"They are stupid."

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[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Wait... does Biden have COVID, cancer, or dementia? ...I can't keep up with all of his incredible teleprompter reading.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Pelosi being asked if her husband ever insider traded today was literally the same thing as this classic Chappelle sketch... 😂😂😂