david maloney

drink some water and call your mom

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I'm sorry, but if you're outraged over Mary Peltola using a few offensive words but silent on Max Miller beating his wife, Ken Paxton protecting a child sex predator, Jon Husted hiring a Nazi as his political director, or any of the far worse Republican scandals this cycle, you can fuck right off.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

“That’s unacceptable, and we’re deeply sorry”

No, you’re not. This is the business model. “Move fast, break stuff” means break laws so fast that no regulatory body can keep up. The fine never outstrips the value generated for the company in the long run

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Patriots vs @steelers is some of the worst football you will ever see. The NFL should apologize to everyone forced to watch this shit.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Scariest sign at Nats Park

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Only a 1.4pt shift in Ocean County lol. Horrific things must occur there.

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

While Governor-elect Sherrill prepares to take office, I wanted to highlight some of the next generation leaders following her to Trenton who all won in down-ballot races. These five remarkable public servants all possess diverse experience, unique talents, and a shared vision for a new kind of politics in New Jersey. Here’s who to watch 🧵

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

This is the best take when it comes to the state of NIL in College Football

How many times does Saban have to be right before we just make him the head of the NCAA?

[. @JuanSotoHater]

you were a fucking moron sometimes but imma miss you boss 💔💔💔

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TJ WATT DEMOLISHED DERRICK HENRY.

😳😳😳

WOW.

[ben fox @fakenaturals]

My body her choice :3

[david maloney @davidmaloneyy]

Kendrick’s special guest at the Super Bowl:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Michelle Obama: She understands that most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth.

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

All these videos of French fascists waiting for the exit poll and then standing there with faces like smacked arses when it pops up are incredible. So funny.

[herb @herbthefreak]

what having a subscription to the economist feels like

[Steven Lucy @slucy]

Good morning!

Heading from Merida to the Cancun airport today on the brand new Tren Maya.

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[₿ΞΞnThereDoneThat Capital 賢い @BeenThereCap]

In the last 24 hours, two of our leading media sources (NYT & WSJ) have produced research pieces with hard data on why the U.S. should ban TikTok.

Here is the NYT's killer chart. Tiktok systematically censors 80-99% of posts on certain viewpoints, relative to Instagram.
1/3

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Passenger train lines in the USA vs Europe

[deni @fiagirly]

wake up!!! new video of Lewis Hamilton drifting around Tokyo just dropped! 🔥🤭

[miss leading @margie4everr]

sending a message with plans in the chat is like introducing a bill in congress. i’ve already secured my support behind the scenes in the subcommittee by the time it makes it into the full group