Dave

person, dog lover, cubs, sports n' stuff

[Dave @davidmaxheimer]

@BigJigglyPanda Do you not like my farts, jiggly?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

How many can say this:

New Yorker, February 2026:
$4.05 billion in family take from ventures that exist because he’s president.

Forbes:
his net worth went from $3.9 billion to $7.3 billion by September 2025. Nearly doubled in eight months.

Wall Street Journal:
$4 billion in proceeds and paper wealth from ventures launched since his re-election.

House Oversight Democrats’ wealth tracker:
$5.1 billion in new family money.

Bloomberg:
crypto alone added $1.4 billion in a single year. One-fifth of the family fortune now sits in digital assets that didn’t exist the first time he ran.

All that work is really paying off.

[Dave @davidmaxheimer]

@Jeopardy Bohemian Rhapsody

[Viral Reel Addict @ViralReelAddict]

And magically nobody is talking about them anymore.

Ted Lieu on camera: "The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped children."

A sitting congressman said this on the record.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Thomas Massie: The Epstein scandal is “deeper and darker” than anyone imagined.

“It’s bigger than Watergate.”

“It’s bigger than Iran-Contra.”

“It’s not about Joe Biden or Donald Trump.”

“There are degrees of evil here that we’ve never seen at this scale … ”

“Our government was compromised by wealthy, connected billionaires, and by Jeffrey Epstein himself.”

“At the age of 14, these girls that were being sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein were told if they could go find another girl to take their place, then they wouldn’t have to be sexually abused.”

“And some of them took that deal.”

“It’s one thing to be evil to a child.”

“It’s another thing to get a child to do evil.”

“The light sentence that was given to Jeffrey Epstein in 2008 that allowed him to victimize hundreds of more women, we want to know, why was he given that light sentence?”

@RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY @Local12

[Dave @davidmaxheimer]

@nut_history "You got yourself a player"

[Dave @davidmaxheimer]

@ADreamofWolves @Criminalsimpson

[Dave @davidmaxheimer]

@1realFormula Land

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Not even close to close

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Thank u for your service, patron 🫡

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 7 Episode 15

[Dogs 4 Rescue @Dogs4Rescue]

We haven’t received a single application for poor Lola. She is only 2 years old. Pls give her a RT and let’s find her special person 🙏
https://t.co/0D0QKxCax1

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

I can imagine this actually happening

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Still the greatest tweet in “baseball twitter’ history 😂😂

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jessica: I love that you read a newspaper.

Watters: I read more than you. Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post.

Jessica: And you still say this crap on TV after you've read all that?

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills.

You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you.

I love you more than you could ever hate me.

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Happy tears here! A PERMANENT foster.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Jessica @Slinkyka]

One week until my mental health becomes the Chicago Cubs responsibility

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

In March of 2022, in response to the Ukraine War causing oil prices to spike above $100/barrels, Biden released 180 million barrels over 6 months from the SPR. This was 8 months before the midterms.

In March of 2026, in response to the Iran War causing oil prices to spike above $100/barrel, Trump is releasing 172 million barrels from the SPR over 5 months. This is 8 months before the midterms.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I just want to point out that I have NEVER called Stephen Miller "Satan's Butt Plug."

What I ACTUALLY said was that Stephen Miller's HEAD looks like Satan's Butt Plug.

And I wish people would stop twisting my words.