David McElroy

I Enjoy Living. I want to experience Everything.---- Local Bon Vivant by definition

[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

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[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(714): I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(847): This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.

[who cares @tdlYNWA]

GARY CLARK JR

Needless to say I've been waiting for this night for a very long time

[Rachel Lynn @rachiepoo_16]

ISO 1 @FLAGALine lawn ticket for 6/16 #FGL pleaseeeeee

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

16 years ago today -- One of the greatest moments in hockey history

[Mr. Chicken @MrChickenTweets]

Check out this awesome Mr. Chicken racecar! It will be at Raceway 7 (4094 Center Rd, Conneaut, OH 44030) come check it out!

[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

From sunny Buffalo NY @tomleykis #TweetYourMeat #takeMeOutKurtWarnerStyle

[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

@newscientist Where's the bird?

[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

From sunny Buffalo NY @tomleykis #TweetYourMeat #takeMeOutKurtWarnerStyle

[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

@EmilyGibbs32 @33_Speakeasy #Sherah

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(207): So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.

[Cooper @CooperStef]

Rob and Rex Ryan crushing Nashville @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat

[Allen Dembski, AWMA @adembski99]

Feels like my career in financial services. https://t.co/UqCoyLGGy0

[David McElroy @DavidMcElroy]

@PGillen9 @PInguaggiato @_szymkoR_ https://t.co/VfIsRWANMy