Tom R

Old Simpsons quotes and sports

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Tom R @trez726]

Is there any way we can just decline these penalties?

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

team win % by QB when defense allows 28+ points:

0.800 - Josh Allen (4-1)

<huge gap>

0.400 - Trevor Lawrence (2-3)
0.333 - Bo Nix (1-2)
0.333 - Kirk Cousins (1-2)
0.333 - Caleb Williams (2-4)
0.333 - Jared Goff (2-4)
0.250 - Aaron Rodgers (1-3)
0.250 - Matthew Stafford (1-3)
0.250 - Justin Fields (1-3)
0.250 - Dak Prescott (2-7)
0.167 - Baker Mayfield (1-5)
0.167 - Joe Flacco (1-5)
0.111 - Cam Ward (1-8)
0.000 - Drake Maye (0-1)
0.000 - Patrick Mahomes (0-3)
0.000 - Marcus Mariota (0-4)
0.000 - Lamar Jackson (0-5)
0.000 - Brady Cook (0-4)
0.000 - Jaxson Dart (0-5)
0.000 - Jacoby Brissett (0-7)
0.000 - Tua Tagovailoa (0-7)
0.000 - Geno Smith (0-7)

*2025 regular season

[Tom R @trez726]

How loud will the “Swayman” chants be on Tuesday? Over/under 125 decibels

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

On what might be the final day of the Sabres playoff drought, one last look...

[Tom R @trez726]

Even some of the slowest students at my mid tier state university understood this after one week in ECON 101 https://t.co/2am3NI4sxG

[Tom R @trez726]

@ShannonOSully Why stop there? I say we also add tv theme songs like this little number

https://t.co/l0a8eNLa2x

[ESPN @espn]

ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING GAMES YOU WILL EVER SEE!!

15 GOALS AND A COMBINED 102 PENALTY MINUTES IN SABRES-LIGHTNING 🤯

[Tom R @trez726]

The Bills and Sabres definitely swapped bodies last week and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

You will eat one piece of broccoli and your child will have one Christmas toy. This is the Golden Age.

[mtp @tsengputterman]

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You’re not truly ready for battle until you’ve pulled an ungrateful alcoholic in a sleigh across the Russian countryside like a goddamn Italian reindeer.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Chiefs fans dusting off their old Patriots jerseys after six years on the Kansas City bandwagon

[Tom R @trez726]

Ryan Day right now #goblue

[Tom R @trez726]

[hears angry mob getting closer]

[Ben DiNucci @B_DiNucci6]

Not many beers better than the airport “I just got cut from the NFL for the 7th time” beer.

Trust me , you wouldn’t understand.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

my wife told the "tea" app that i didnt do the dishes even though it was my turn on the chore chart and now a bunch of 5's are saying i should kill my self

[Chris @citehchris]

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15
minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Can I be honest for a second?

Sad day for America but can't say I'm surprised. This country is imploding.

A media-manipulating drug abuser pairing up with a narcissistic, lying Nepo baby will set America back 50 years

Talking about Aaron Rodgers and Arthur Smith, of course.

[Tom R @trez726]

@SalSports I mean why get any weapons for Josh when you can have another rotational defender play 20 snaps a game is what I always say