David Marrero (+9000%)

Trying to get my cats and dog to pay their rent

[David Marrero (+9000%) @DavidMJr_]

I'll take a bullet for those 6 people who like my tweets

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[Chris Jaxon Speaks 🌹 @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

How sick is this poster celebrating the Knicks?!

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

It's pretty funny to me that every single veteran of the USMNT in the past 40 years will accurately tell you what the problem is with American youth soccer but Fox and the rest of the media corporate world always choose this yahoo to be the face of US soccer

[Vihaan Easwar @vihaaneaswar]

“i’d love it if my tax dollars fund illegal wars in the middle east and ICE terrorizing americans of color, but GOD forbid they go to kids playing sports or learning an instrument or getting ready for college! the horror!”

[Leah (she/hers) @grizzleebear14]

hi! i’m one of those unknown English speakers. Telemundo has more energy and doesn’t cut away during hydration breaks. less importantly but also a factor, it doesn’t have Alexi Lalas, which is a huge plus.

[sean illing @seanilling]

The fact that we just spent maybe close to $200 billion on an utterly stupid and pointless war and a certain species of American still finds the idea of the govt subsidizing youth soccer unthinkable is basically the insoluble problem here

[Harrison Lee @HarrisonCLee]

Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely

[David Marrero (+9000%) @DavidMJr_]

@zoidz00 @AlexiLalas He doesn't even have ideas. He's just a mouthpiece for capital. His only concern is that there are those that can make a profit off of the sport.

Alexis Lalas is a cancer to US Soccer.

[David Marrero (+9000%) @DavidMJr_]

@AlexiLalas Alexis Lalas and a braindead take about US soccer....Name a better duo 🤣

Alexis Lalas you will forever be known as a failure and a clown.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Won’t someone please think of the private equity squid consuming American youth sports, it too has needs.

[Daniel Pearson @DPearsonPHL]

Btw lalas supporting the current system is basically proof that it doesn’t work. Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic would never have had the money to pay for the American system. So we are stuck with players like Lalas and Pulisic as a result of this exclusion.

[Derek Cody @derekcody]

aaaaaaaaand THAT attitude from the "old guard" of US soccer is why the round of 16 is our ceiling

"who's gonna pay for all this free soccer?" is about the dumbest response to all this that I've seen... not shocked it comes from Alexi Lalas

[dandelion georgism 🔰���� @DandyGeorgism]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Thought we were getting primetime Seattle home game in this one but it turns out we got mid-October TNF road game Seattle

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

tied Spain
tied Uruguay
undefeated in group
tied until the 110th minute against the world champions and had them scrambling for their lives to prevent an equalizer in the last moments

Cape Verde was legit, no Cinderella