Dave O'Driscoll

Living in interesting times, bollocks anyway.

[Jimmy Wong @jfwong]

You will never guess the last line spoken in this video even if you had five years to do so.

[Niamh Costello @niamh_journo]

This wee couple run the Hotel Woodstock in Ennis County Clare and they're balloons I love it 😂😂😂😂

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

my favourite Robert Duvall moment is him talking about a Scottish footballer from the 60’s and Tom Cruise grinning inanely pretending to know what the fuck he’s on about.

[Gerry 🏇💨💨💨 @gerryd84]

Never in my life have a heard a French Geordie accent until now 😂😂

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

I was watching HBO Rome and they hit me with the worst timed ad of all time.

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@_F_B_G_ I mean who really cares. The concept of saint and goddess are both as equally made up. Use them however you want.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@jasoneccles @itsjohncrotty @BearlyHereAtAll A very reasonable point. Every country on the planet has much to be ashamed of. If Hitler had confined the killing of Jews to within Germany would even France or Britain have intervened. The turning away of Jewish refugees seem to suggest not

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@BearlyHereAtAll @itsjohncrotty Other than France, Britain and its Dominions no other country chose to join the war on the allied side. They either remained neutral, were attacked by the axis or just joined them. Of those that remained neutral many were far more accommodating of Germany than Ireland was

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@jasoneccles @itsjohncrotty @BearlyHereAtAll You could argue that Brazil did, but in reality they were bribed to do so by the US.

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@jasoneccles @itsjohncrotty @BearlyHereAtAll Other than France, Britain and its Dominions no other country chose to join the war on the allied side. They either remained neutral, were attacked by the axis or just joined them. Of those that remained neutral many were far more accommodating of Germany than Ireland was

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

Hi @IrishRail The screen on the validator on the down platform of Rushbrooke station has been broken for a few months now. Can this get fixed?

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

[Eagle @irish_eagle]

Michael D Higgins -- IU degree -- on the Jumbotron at the College Football Playoff game.

[Trust & Will Holiday Bowl @holidaybowl]

Many people have been asking us, "Will there be an opportunity at the @trustandwill Holiday Bowl to win money by throwing a football into a casket?" The answer, surprisingly, is "Yes."

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@OzKaterji @ItsArtoir Brazil possibly, but they were basically bribed by the US to do so. And a few half hearted changes of side in 1945 when it was clear Germany had lost. Thats it.

[Dave O'Driscoll @davidod021]

@OzKaterji @ItsArtoir Aside from Britain and its Dominions or France did any other country do so without being attacked by Germany or its allies first? This is an absurd point.