David 🇪🇺

I'm much more suitable as a friend than poor dear sad old Patsy. Views are mine, MINE!

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@cub_poplad This was such a great and fitting end to the story! Then came Resurrection 😖

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

Bagged the coveted spot of sole male at @LynseyPollard's baby shower this evening, apart from the foetus.

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

The most recent post three pictures thing only works if you went through puberty during the London 2012 Olympics.

[Kimbérlllllly @kimmmmmyv_]

OK MOOD

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

He's been yacking with his mother for the best part of an hour. I'm on my third beer.

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

I wonder how long it'll be until I get a CV listing KidZania as relevant work experience? 🤔

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

The night he came home #Halloween2018

[#HalloweenEnds @halloweenmovie]

Evil is real. #HalloweenMovie

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@MikeHird Love the nod to the Halloween 3 masks!!!! This is gonna be great!!

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

They got rid of the Northern Irish one the week before traybakes? That's a crying shame, she could have showed them all. #GBBO2018

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@pnotts78 It looks great! 😎

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@pnotts78 I have this shirt! Good choice 👍

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@LynseyPollard @nlangrs He is such a Chatty Cathy!

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

Same Sex Partner Birthdayin' with @LynseyPollard and @nlangrs

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

LOVE THIS, well done @littlebobooks #Diversity #kidlit

[Little Box of Books @littlebobooks]

Did some filming today for @Channel4News about #kidlit and #diversity, for Saturday eve news. It's brilliant to see how much interest there is in representative #childrensbooks at the moment, thanks mainly to @clpe1 report #ReflectingRealities.

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@pizzahutdeliver We weren't given one, just repeatedly told our order would be cancelled! Manager was literally irate.

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@pizzahutdeliver ATROCIOUS service, been 2 hours since we ordered lunchtime special and shouted at by manager of Islington branch when we asked where it is. Should have had a salad. 🍕 🍕 😡

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@notboysean

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@notboysean I think it was designed to be sung over a montage of 'Donna's getting sick' scenes which would have been too heartbreaking to watch! 😪

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

@bennettboy_ Isle of Wight!

[David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81]

Just rang my parents and they have sneaked off to #BelfastPride2018 - best parents ever? 😍