David Paul Mosley

i’m that rat from flushed away

[David Paul Mosley @davidpaulmosley]

I haven't been on this earth very long, but I've still managed to live in the two greatest states in the world! Texas and denial

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@lauraculrich No EXACTLY. It’s literally so simple

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@lauraculrich Also if we’re basing how “walkable” a city is off distance traveled to tourist attractions we’re missing the point

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@lauraculrich No I’m obsessed

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@hi_aarondavis @ZilchCxrl

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@hi_aarondavis @ZilchCxrl WE GET IT AARON. You can paint

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@TyphoonCEO I wish they could’ve known they were in the good old days while they were happening. Godspeed.

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@TyphoonCEO Dang it, this could’ve been so good

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@TyphoonCEO I can’t helped and I won’t be stopped

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@hoodedmexican You need to CALM DOWN

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I, David Paul Mosley, do solemnly swear to stop saying “what can I do ya for?” when answering the door to solicitors. Not even if they beg me to. I will just flat out refuse to say it, bud. No more, dawg.

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@BriceCollin Okay…. Wow…. Have I already told you this?

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@BriceCollin I’m going to be secretly cremated, and for the visitation, I’ll have a muppet version of myself commissioned for the casket

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wyd if you’re on a date with this girl but Mr Chedda calls and says “Ay! We got a problem over heya! Brie-lieve it or not we got too much chedda at the Cheesecake Factory and I need you here ASAP in queso the feds show up and start askin questions”

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@picklefigphoto

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Alvin AND the chipmunks?!? What is HE

[𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 @sobergoblin]

gang gang

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@hi_aarondavis @basecamp @figma I don’t! Hope this helps 😌

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@Sao_taa What!!

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Very cool guys… crop out the new guy!! Haha!!

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We are NOT a genre. We are real people with real feelings.

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