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wholesale-grade polymath, Ent of the old Interweb, Grand Torturer of Analogies, altruistic cosmologian, eccentric old man in training.

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There are Americans and there are regime supporters. This is where you live now. Which are you?

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@Reilsx369 @ProjectLincoln @RepNancyMace You realize that real Americans are doing you a favor by pretending that you're still one of us, right? You might want to look into foreign real estate.

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@RealHickory Exorcise me daddy

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@RealHickory

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@EricLDaugh There's nothing we can say to change your mind, but we've already won the battle you're talking about. You are fighting a futile rear guard action.

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@Sadie_NC Only when it's used to represent my country. Since it's a loser flag flown by a loser army that lost. 160 years ago.

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@elonmusk I love that you feel that way.

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@SaveAmericaNew Execrable

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@StephenM You are not the country. Take my country's name out of your traitorous little soft mouth.

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@AmericaPapaBear @LeadToday You're right. But not the way you think. You'll have to start your little whiskey rebellion after we depose this regime. Which is in the process of happening right now.

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@SaltyGoat17 That's because Charlie Kirk was a legit scumbag and the world is better without him.

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@Bryan1819News @EyesOnRoman Your kind is being wiped out. Your kind is "asshole."

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@Bryan1819News @allaboutwembley In 10 years, most of them will still be here and contributing to the new America. You will be living in exile or seclusion. If you're lucky.

Book it. I have.

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@USDOL @POTUS You should probably lawyer up, too, just to be safe.

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@SenTedCruz Shouldn't you be in Cancun?

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@BasedMikeLee Nothing about that guy was terrifying. He was gross.

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@cmm14 @Bubblebathgirl @LORRILUVSTRUMP @SpeakerJohnson @AGPamBondi @SidneyPowell1 You forgot to add "traitorous reject" to your bio, sweets.

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@Bubblebathgirl Die mad about it. Preferably this morning!

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@KitKat_212121 @StephenM Unlike your "life," mine isn't confined to this shithole app. I just like to visit the freak zoo now and then to see freaks like you.

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Logging in just to tell @StephenM that I'm looking forward to seeing him in the Hague dock. America is coming for you, you necrotic little q-tip.

As you were.

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@BasedMikeLee @elonmusk Neither of you are real Americans. Shut your traitorous holes and keep my country's name out of your slimy mouths.

I know this may be your only contact with reality today so please suck on it for several minutes with your morning coffee.