DR Perrrro

I work, I play, I take care of animals, I dig in the dirt, I haul a lot of water, I go to rocknroll shows, I don't drink haterade. Tip your bartender & server.

[Craigonetweetwonder @craigflynn1]

#IHateMissingOutOn all the petty family drama on Facebook.

[Cgtv0 @Cgtv0]

#IHateMissingOutOn all the dogs I'm not currently petting

[Molly Ligon @mollyligonn]

#IHateMissingOutOn a great opportunity just because I'm too busy jumping to conclusions

[Sasha Buchanan @SashaBuchanan1]

Beautiful.. https://t.co/IUaQD44Nrw

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

I like to break the tension in elevators by cheering, "Let's take this to a whole new level!"

[Victoria🇵🇸❤ BlackLivesMatter @verb1991]

Life actually gets much easier when you begin to embrace misery.

[-sour flower- † @bumpin_mama]

I've got a bunch of nervous laughter to fill any uncomfortable silence you throw my way.

[Just J @junejuly12]

Kanye: *pulls out Kanye mask from under the bed*

Kanye: Put it on, Kim. Don't make this weird.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

.@Scaramucci, you forgot to delete this one.
https://t.co/w6ZWv57MeP

[Look, Ma, no rants. @misslescaut]

Live a little, drink a lot.

[Look, Ma, no rants. @misslescaut]

The secret of a great relationship is giving each other space. I gave my hubs an entire shed.

[Pork Tornada @trippv]

Bury me with my Spotify playlists

[FloatOn🎈☕️ @musicntats]

👨friend:How come women cry when they get angry at us men?

Me:It's not anger, it's frustration, upon realizing that it's illegal to kill you

[Shan Fiction @dayumsel]

I'll take your pulse... with my tongue.