Shan Fiction

This is the remix.

[Shan Fiction @dayumsel]

Stop asking him what he's thinking. You don't want to know.

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

I always stupidly believe I can do anything, despite previous experience, lack of talent, and the laws of physics.

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

I’m in a toxic relationship with hope.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

When I joined Twitter, it was nothing but open fields.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

We're all someone's perfect storm of love, laughs, and lunacy.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

[first time at Panda Express]

ME: One panda please.

[Trey @treydayway]

Bruce Lee couldn't fight himself out of my messes.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor is going to be a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it.

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

It can be difficult being someone that wears your heart on your sleeve in a world full of carefully maintained facades.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

We all have someone we've lost our mind for.

[Bryan With a Why @doublewenis]

Where do you see yourself in five beers?

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

I just wanna find that special someone who likes talking about me as much as I like talking about me

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

If you carry out vengeance properly, only two people ever need to know about it.

[Stewnami @stewnami]

*Grabs you firmly, pushing you against the wall, putting my mouth to your ear as I read your favorite book to you.*

[That One Hateful B- @mommywhitfield]

I'm a lousy housekeeper, but I'm a great lay, so my husband doesn't complain.

[The Cre Master @Jmboyd58]

I cognate as a 29 year old.

[Shan Fiction @dayumsel]

Stop running away when I AM TRYING TO LOVE YOU.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Delete your account or cry trying.

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again.
Me: Where should I drop off his clothes?