David Rissman

Aim for the bushes

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This platform has become unusable.

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@CinemaTweets1 Greatest prologue in movie history.

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@RyanRissman @TheNoliestGuy Ryan!

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@OrlandoMagic Unbelievably disappointing and anti-fan to let him go. Basketball executives are some of the dumbest people on the planet. This man is a legend.

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@ApolloFuri @bstud82 @RedditCFB You can’t have a 12 team playoff and keep the major bowl games relevant. None of this makes sense. The traditions have already been eviscerated.

The leaders of CFB are the most corrupt in sports. And that takes exceptional effort lol

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@JimmyLemke @el_budget Pleased to see a Blue Chips reference this morning.

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@AlecStapp I wish the ABA had done this instead.

More doctors and health care providers = good thing.

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@5kids1dog2wives @BFW Tweet through it, buddy

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@RedditCFB Once again, you know ball.

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@FreeTheWendigo @mattahmann @StatisticUrban @TheDemocrats Florida is to the right of Trump. I’m not sure voters here would support a gay marriage amendment even if Trump endorsed it.

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@mj3lb3rt @poot_updates @_Severus @EnderKisera @CUNTMAMA If you don’t like the plain language in the 14th, pass an amendment repealing it. But you can’t, because you don’t have the political muscle.

Also, most of the arguments being made here could be used to limit 2A rights.

Antonin Scalia would despise all of you.

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@mattyglesias Lol absolutely not.

“Are we sure MAGA is still a thing?”

“Then there’s the J6 piece.”

“Trade machine idea involving Greenland, Trump, and cash considerations.”

Leave Bill to ramble about old movies and sports betting.

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@FootbaIIism In the NBA, it’s called a Dream Shake.

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@VolKnight05 @grass2338 @JoshPateCFB You know ball

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@jorah_morm @Noahpinion At least Trump would bring everybody a quarter pounder and some nugs.

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@HuntVandale @TreAllen12 @AntiKSR1995 @ibadeniji2013 @danishacarterr Union troops burned Jackson so bad that is was known as Chimneyville. Towns were burned all over the south.

Lincoln was a good president but probably not the example you wanna use her.

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@FoxNews @marthamaccallum A champion.

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@codepublish @CougarSpider @sturmovikdragon Every European source reveals the last thing they wanted was to get dragged into the maelstrom. Factions in Britain and France toyed with the idea of a public offer to mediate… until Antietam.

Even a McClellan victory in ‘64 doesn’t save the Confederacy from annihilation.

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@productions86 @RealEmirHan This is the one.

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@BlighttownNIMBY @Very__Regular One of the few wars I’m confident the US can still win is a fast food war.

They don’t want this heat.