David Roy

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OMG😱 this creative is insane

[David Roy @davidrjroy]

Hi
@Dott This bike was left in our building in Paris last week. Your team can pick it up at the junction between av de Flandre and rue Mathis.

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@jane_doe144 @Aljeeves @UnknownSheng Possibly. But most people weren't newspaper editors for a decade.

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@SaraWright2 @n00dles71 @MPIainDS And what are the words written immediately next to it?

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@briceperrin Pas mal aussi...
(C'est une voie pompiers.)

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@charlesarthur @nikitabier I didn't get them until I turned a VPN on and it thought I was in the UK. But I did get a bunch of French equivalents, like this: https://t.co/JcuOSkr43a
If anything, they're even odder. It's an opinion pollster beating up the boss of the Leclerc supermarket chain...

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Il me dit que s'il me laisse le colis, il aura une amende de 50€. Ni lui ni moi ne sommes en faute. Ce sont vos systèmes qui déconnent. Pourquoi je ne pourrais pas avoir le colis ? Pourquoi serait-il ponctionné ?

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Bonjour @Chronopost Livraison d'un ventilateur. Vous m'avez envoyé 2 fois un code pin. Il ne correspond pas à celui attendu par votre livreur. Il sait que je suis le destinataire - numéro de téléphone et CI correspondant.

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@gweedoz @DylanMcD8 I know people with 10 million (yes) blocked numbers on an old iPhone. No obvious delay in calls coming through.

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@ArronJHamilton @DylanMcD8 France has 10-digit phone numbers. There are 10 4-digit prefixes reserved for unsolicited commercial calls. That's 10 million numbers. I know people who have blocked *all* of them using 3rd party apps.

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@LeroyRemy @Beligerum @2geek4you1 Ce n'est pas tourné en France. Les panneaux ne peuvent pas être décryptés selon le cdlr français. (Il a quand même toujours le droit de rouler là.)

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@GrablyR Tickets adulte carton démagnétisés. Je les échange au guichet. Ils me donnent des tickets enfant. 2 couloirs, et je tombe sur des contrôleurs...

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@kaya85kaya @edwinhayward Your AI really needs to show its workings. Those are *very* optimistic figures.

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@kaya85kaya @edwinhayward Did your AI include turnaround costs in that?

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@kaya85kaya @edwinhayward Diesel consumption is also way down. So they’ve got 55-80% that needs disposing of, in a collapsing market. That means the remaining fractions have to be more expensive to make up for it.

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@kaya85kaya @edwinhayward Ask them if they can differentiate between locations that sell fossil fuels and locations that offer chargers for EVs...

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@kaya85kaya @edwinhayward The jet fuel thing? A massive headache for airlines. If petrol sales are down, jet fuel prices will have to rise to cover the fixed costs of the refinery. They'll have to pass on that price to passengers, who won't like it.

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@almurray Meanwhile, in Amsterdam...