David Shaffer

Columbus 'til I die

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Was just walking down the street and saw a kid eating ice cream out of a waffle cone. I slapped it out of her and asked her if she had any clue who we are playing on Monday. #FuckBelgium

[I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty]

World Cup time

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

not thinking about the state of the world. im thinking about roughly 100 20 year old boys. thinking about how big and strong they are. thinking about their bodies. and if my team picks a boy whos body i do not like so help me god i will bring fire to the homes of those you love

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Convincing my kid that it’s bedtime even though it’s not dark out

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just can’t believe that the inaugural owner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO]

Clocking in this morning…

[David Shaffer @davidshaffer32]

@JBook_37 I always felt that last year’s argument was really whether losing to Michigan a fourth time in a row was worse than losing a natty. Now that we’ve broken the streak the priorities can reset to natty > rivalry

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

In 2010, Ohio State got a season vacated and a postseason ban for a 12-0 season because some players got free tattoos.

Just 15 years later, Utah (a Mountain West member at the time) sold a stake in their athletic department for $500M.

[David Shaffer @davidshaffer32]

@DarkoStateNews @OnlyFansMerch @wanderingeyes Look who showed up after Day told Sherrone to get his players off the field

[David Shaffer @davidshaffer32]

@DylanEveryday 👀

[David Shaffer @davidshaffer32]

@itysHBO Sherrone said

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗽 🌰

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.