david shayne

Writer for the TV box. Onetime member of the Usual Gang of Idiots. Now just a boy standing in front of a girl...ruining a movie quote.

[david shayne @davidshayne]

A nice little short on creative problem solving from the director of Shazam. Sometimes problems are opportunities...

https://t.co/F4U51r0SLj

[david shayne @davidshayne]

@Rschooley 🎶Alito: “It’s neato when commerce tries to cheat-o”🎶

[Merle Hazard @MerleHazard]

My song about the odd persistence of low interest rates. From 2016. Prophetic, or just lucky? You be the judge. https://t.co/pdiGYRmexI

[Alejandro Alvarez @aletweetsnews]

I’ve already responded to a few folks, but I’d like to boost this as much as I can: She was part of the protest *opposing* Trump’s July 4th event, and she saw this sign as a way to oppose his border policies.

You can see an interview with her here: https://t.co/WSB9sWJyWJ

[david shayne @davidshayne]

If "Indepence Day" happened today Pres. Trump would tweets empty threats at the aliens, only to back down, shake their hands for a photo op and hand over California, claiming "a great deal."

Also, Jeff Goldblum uploading a virus to an alien computer still wouldn't make sense.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

Let this sink in:

There are tanks in the nation’s capital and concentration camps at its border.

The drift to toward the unimaginable is unmistakable.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Hmmm, 45 you say? 45... 45.... What could it be?

[david shayne @davidshayne]

@scottEweinberg Is Ivanka free...?

[david shayne @davidshayne]

@JamilSmith “This Is Dangerously Ignorant” — Mr. Smith, if you ever write a book about this administration I think you just found the title.

[Philippe Reines @PhilippeReines]

It’s not only the Speaker.

156 House Dems & most Senate Dems remain silent. Not undecided. Silent.

As for Nancy Pelosi: If you want her gone, I’m not with you.

She‘s the fiercestsmartesttougheststeelieststeadiestst Speaker ever.

I want THAT Nancy Pelosi to end him.

[david shayne @davidshayne]

And yes, I know the ultimate finger should be pointed at @realDonaldTrump but there's plenty of anger to go around. This is unconscionable.

[david shayne @davidshayne]

@Chucktodd -- Just to be clear, these DEFINITELY aren't like concentration camps, right?

[david shayne @davidshayne]

@MuseZack Klytus, I’m booooored.

[david shayne @davidshayne]

@damanr Hahahahahahahahahaha.

(I am going to be laughing a lot less later today when Lakers re-sign Beasley, Lance and Rondo because they were "the best available."

[david shayne @davidshayne]

#unwantedivanka is killing me....

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Can someone please answer this question.

Why isn't it just as important for Trump/Republicans to "win over" those classes of voters who don't vote for them, instead of trying to limit their franchises under color of law?

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[david shayne @davidshayne]

@zandywithaz Merci, mon ami de Twitter.

Aussi, Bret Stephens est un idiot.