David

I was sorted into Hufflepuff and I think it’s appropriate. I like baseball, books, and dogs. My tweets are probably intended to be ephemeral.

[David @davidshead]

Days like this I understand why my mom keeps on ragging on me about not doing enough to make the world a better place.

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@Mantia It’s been right for me, but in an unhelpful “Yes, I know I left my bag in the car, didn’t think I needed to keep it with me in the grocery store” way

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@milesbon No, but I found it in this cabinet at my house… totally didn’t remember putting it there.

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@milesbon was listening to the TryPod — I recently found out that Nerds Rope can be found at CVS. Might be easier than finding a movie concession stand with them.

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@ocgirlcc

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@Mantia Okay, did you have any ideas of where to begin?

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@heimidal not what, who

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YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND THEN SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS AND SUDDENLY YOURE TWEETING IN ALL CAPS

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@Neil_McNeil WHAT?!?

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@ocgirlcc i’m concerned

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@RobyMB @MercedesAMGF1 I have never worn a spirit jersey.

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@RobyMB how was the Sedaris book?

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@washablemarkers wait considering the weakness of the pound that sounds very affordable

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@molly_knight I find myself returning to the classics, specifically Murder, She Wrote.

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@YourFriendKevin

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@RobyMB Call me a square, but I don’t feel like I have to conform to these rules.

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Well at least I did some laundry.

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@Mantia Okay but also this is a truck that has guide wheels for traveling on train tracks! As a lifelong train fan, the idea that Lego would add such a quirky feature is amusing to me.

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@ShakeNBakey

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so … I saw Oklahoma! and it just felt like significant theatre which is not at all what I remember. It had something to say, it made choices, and best of all it had real purty singin’