David "The Chair Man" Sheraton ♫

“Iconic” “Accept no invitations” “Patronising gobshite" Blocked by Jolyon Maugham, George Galloway and Pam Ayres.

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@BritishGas Hi British Gas The government says that I (as a fixed tariff customer with BG) should get the benefit of the budget measures (£150 off typical customer) but your staff member says I won't. Which is correct? Thanks.

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OK, here's an old favourite-why don't they call #BritainsGotTalent "L #BGT" ?

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@Halfords_uk Hi Halfords I realise it's been Christmas, but I'd really appreciate a reply to my question below. Alternatively just refund the money to my credit card and I won't bother you further.

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@Halfords_uk Hi, I've had a message from sdomeone at your Farnham branch saying that I can have my money back but only if I travel to Farnham to get it. This seems a bit unreasonable to me. Wht can't you just refund the money to my credit card?

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@Halfords_uk Hi, I've had a message from sdomeone at your Farnham branch saying that I can have my money back but only if I travel to Farnham to get it. This seems a bit unreasonable to me. Wht can't you just refund the money to my credit card?

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@Halfords_uk Thank you, Anuj My full name is David Sheraton, my contact number is 07916 230069, my email address is [email protected], and my order number is 2226352934.

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@Halfords_uk Thank you, Anuj My full name is David Sheraton, my contact number is 07916 230069, my email address is [email protected], and my order number is 2226352934.

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@Halfords_uk Hi. I've been trying to get a refund for over two weeks and all I get is that it's being dealt with by the appropriate team and someone will get back to me some time. And I'm getting just a bit annoyed.

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@BensBookmarks How about an example of this theory?

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@AreMond2 Of course, like all conspiracy theories

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@griannedoherty "Girlfriend with a stoma"? Didn't the Smiths have a song about that?

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@CarilynJohnson @AMAinsight Could you please give an example of a science teacher doing this?-Thanks!

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@WhisperingBob @bluesky I’m there!

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@fesshole Send it to me!

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Chase Jackson is my kind of girl #shotput

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I heard this guy on the radio this morning-he mentioned that Ivor Cutler was an influence-a reference that you have to be his age (or mine) to get

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The 72-year-old taking the Scottish dance music scene by storm https://t.co/1iMaphxhzL

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I’ve wondered this for ages: is it OK to use the Q word if
you aren’t yourself Q?

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@porridgeface ...and Northern Ireland is in Ireland (the clue's in the name)

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Nice to see an actuary doing well #Mastermind

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It must be wonderful to be an Olympian-except when you have to attend the #ClosingCeremony instead of getting pissed back at the Olympic village

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French pop music has never been the world’s best #Olympics2024Paris

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Letface it, all Olympics closing ceremonies are a load of nonsense, except of course London 2012 (the Spice Girls each on the roof of a London taxi)#OlympicGamesParis2024