David Simpson

Rugby. Northampton Saints. AlcoBev. Digital.

[David Simpson @davidsimpsonuk]

@WheresTommyV Thanks Tom!

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@SkySportsDarts Just sayin’ 😳

[Goldschmidt Happened @GoldyHappens]

My new favorite sport Rugby 7’s is on again, still don’t fully understand the scoring but I’m having a blast watching it, it’s like 14 NFL running backs invented their 7 on 7 own game and forgot to invite kickers #OlympicGames

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@guardian What proportion were given scholarships due to sporting ability?

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@bbctms Chris Silverwood as head coach of the OO XI?

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@StanCollymore This, all of this. Beautifully put.

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@NickyAACampbell @bbc5live

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@goatteeboy Singing ‘I will try to fix you’ at Michael J Fox is a piss take, no?

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@goatteeboy .. and now the Masked Singer. They’re taking the piss, Pricey.

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@goatteeboy Keith Lemon in the choir though. Didn’t see that coming tbh.

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@RussInCheshire https://t.co/SGOP1a1CHw

[Shadow Wisden Cricketer of the Year @LewensWill]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Nigel Farage claims credit for destroying the National Front and BNP.

In other news, Starburst claim credit for ridding us of Opal Fruits.

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@christopherhope @GBNEWS @_DHOTYA

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@dannybirchall @DMHardc But there were no British veterans there you see. No British veterans there!

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@goatteeboy @AmberB523 @anfieldbhoy @DavidDPaxton @menaiandian Thanks Ian. As Courtney Lawes said, Saints tried hard to lose it. I feel for Obano, hope he’s OK.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Absolutely fantastic viewing.

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@goatteeboy He doesn’t give a shit. He’s checked out.
Focused on getting his kids into a school in Ca. in time for the new term.

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@goatteeboy Based on no evidence at all, I’m going to guess the “Bath fan” was fully deserving of the treatment he received.

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@AmberB523 @goatteeboy @anfieldbhoy @menaiandian @DavidDPaxton @kstprivate Thanks Ian, we’re just setting off. Evenly balanced between excited and nervous.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."