David Simpson

[Harry Wilson @HarryWilson788]

Hi @SkyBet @RequestABet what odds would you give me on Luke Shaw being injured for Manchester United's matches on the 25th & 31st of October?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love that period when you find a great series & you don't care about anything except the series. you forget about everything, just you & the series.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

October weather October weather
in the morning in the afternoon

[Harry Wilson @HarryWilson788]

The way Bruno Fernandes acted on that pitch for the last 10 minutes was absolutely pathetic, walking around like he’s too good to play for United, worst captain I’ve ever seen, sums up the state of the club.

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Instead of scrapping his fuel duty hike, the Prime Minister is playing around with Google Maps.

Clueless.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is actually taking the piss. Instead of doing something meaningful to help motorists like cutting fuel duty, the Prime Minister patronises British motorists by telling them to click on Google maps to find the cheapest local prices for diesel and petrol. Unbelievable.

[David Simpson @DavidSimpsqkyf]

@andyburnham The cheapest in the area is still too expensive!! Is this a piss take??

[David Simpson @DavidSimpsqkyf]

@EE Yes I know that but should it be back in stock soon as I want to order one in the next week.

[David Simpson @DavidSimpsqkyf]

Hi @EE Is this item likely to be back in stock soon?

[David Simpson @DavidSimpsqkyf]

@_JC1971 Both home games being on a Tuesday night doesn’t help, means most travelling fans have to take time off.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Just cancelled my Netflix subscription. So if the boomers are right I should be able to buy a house by next week.

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

This looks good but I'm not sure I will be able to watch this.

[Lugar Cinema🎬 @LugarCinema]

Nadie puede irse de este mundo sin haber visto al menos una vez Los Soprano (1999-2007)

[Brevis @brevis_00]

FRIENDS' re-watch value is so underrated. You can literally just pick a random episode to start watching and you'll still enjoy it.

[Rhiannon Gabrielle Opuz @rhiannongopuz]

No matter how many times I rewatch Goodfellas hearing “as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster” into the Rags to Riches needle drop hits like crack every single timeeeee