David Keyser

Twitter? I barely know her

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

She cones on my rod until I dystrophy

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

@MattWallace888 When I show up to the fearmongering competition and this guy is there 😨

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

The mark of a man is not his physical strength but the confidence in which he exudes when ordering his favorite sweet drink at the coffee shop.

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

Luigi Mangione: i hata paying da premiums, i shoota da ceo

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

She Michaelis on my Menton until it curve

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

I keep my writing utensils in rotation like hoes from various bank locations.

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

They done made Immanuel Quickley a refugee 😭😭

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

Chimtel Caldasmella

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

The league’s two greatest playoff performers

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Julius Randle & Paul George – the podcast drops Monday

https://t.co/yJw3DViirA

[Brock Aller @brock_aller]

Just saw Julius Randle in my bodega. We both reached for the last blue gatorade in the fridge, but I got it.

I guess I just wanted it more than him.

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

BREAKING: Griffin Volk has declared for the 2023-24 NBA Draft. Volk is an undersized forward with focus on driving and aggressive play down low - projected to be a late 1st round. Watch him show off his finesse Thursday at the Nets invitational practice.

[Jeremy Cohen @TheCohencidence]

Breaking: Team with a surplus of picks wants to use said picks to acquire star talent. More on this story at 11

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

Leon Rose when he finally trades for Donovan Mitchell

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

#lunch time

[Jr the hedgehog (SFW) @OOC_barney]

POV you made a joke about Will smiths wife

[brandon* @brndxix]

all chris rock does is make jokes and be a zebra did he really deserve that

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

@FAFSA fix your website

[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

@NFTInsight @HokkaidoFrogz @MaxLivit @Calone6969 @EitanHalevi

[Ordinals NFT Insights @NFTInsight]

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[David Keyser @davidskeyser]

@PupilPath @suwucky Fix your website