David Sloan

Has anyone seen my squid? Followed by @TheMadsAreBack, @scottgrimes, @archiemcphee, and a few other cool folks! #WeBroughtBackMST3K Official Backer!

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

#GoodbyeTwitter I know @elonmusk will bring back the orange facsist, so I’m leaving now before that happens. Twitter was a cesspool even with him gone, but it’s about to get worse. I bid you all adieu!

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@GeorgeTakei Because they like what he has to say. It’s crazy how much these lunatics have just burst out of the woodwork with social media. I miss the days when they were actually embarrassed to be caught being racist bigots.

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@Variety Watched MSW with my parents and grandmother. I still love that show. RIP.

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@laurenboebert That’s THREE words you moron! But numbers don’t matter in your family, huh? Like ages don’t matter to your husband when he whipped his tallywhacker out to underage girls huh? Who cares about being smart or coherent. Moron.

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@VerizonSupport Thanks Luis! But Verizon was my old carrier. I only left for the money, y’all are just too expensive! But I may be back if @att can’t get their act together out here!

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@ATTHelp @att My service sucks sooooo bad in Katy, TX!!!! I have 1 little bar of LTE. What’s the deal?!?! I switched from @Verizon for this?!? Why? #nobars #nocellservice

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@blaireerskine FFS it’s a kids movie about Halloween and witches. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. But quit clutching your damn pearls at things you don’t like.

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@mattgaetz Didn’t you vote against aid to your own state? Frickin’ moron!

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@theshellbelle @KHOU @BFordKHOU You know that means the Sheriffs office is getting less funding now, right? Be thinking about this comment when the cuts start affecting YOU.

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@SullyThe2nd @KHOU @BFordKHOU You know that means the Sheriffs office is getting less funding now, right? Be thinking about this comment when the cuts start affecting YOU.

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

Happy Birthday @MarkHamill !

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@SenTedCruz So you’re all about silencing the voices of those you disagree with as they assert their own 1A rights? Seems pretty fascist to me.

[Democratic Coalition @TheDemCoalition]

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[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@nbcsnl Carol Burnett!!!

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Here we go...

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@SenBryanHughes But it DOES say In God We Trust sir. This is your mistake, by trying to shove your beliefs down others throats. Also, that law firmly breaks the 1st Amendment. #Hypocrisy

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@RepMattGaetz So you used your PPP for underage hookers or what? #hypocrite

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@VernBuchanan Usual GOP hypocrite!

[David Sloan @davidsloan1977]

@robots_radio Everything looks amazing, except the cars. The Fallout cars are all really cool looking even when rusted hulks. Including old 1940s cars is just wrong all around. But I’m excited nonetheless!