David Thomas

[Paul S Edwards @LovelessAge]

Well done @RoyalMail - took a mere 19 years to deliver this magazine. Inconvenience? Well the kids have now left home ….

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

I've legally challenged this to the cost of the taxpayer of £100 billion 😉

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Europe's first Universal theme park is being built in the UK with £1.3bn in taxpayer support, it has been announced

Chancellor Rachel Reeves says that 'the £1.3bn is for infrastructure. It is for the roads and a new railway station.'

https://t.co/7Ym62c9sac

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

Oh my goodness

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Robert Pattinson as pedophile hunter Chris Hansen in ‘PRIMETIME’.

In theaters later this year.

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

It's been a while but DELIGHTED to send a Delay Repay claim to @EastMidRailway

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

Finally a reason to block this subset of morons

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Tesco shouldn't be allowed to rip people off like that, these criminal clubcards should be banned.

1 price in the supermarket only.

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

Custodial sentence

[leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ @LeilaniDowding]

This is horrific @coopuk You need to sack this driver… there is no excuse. He knew they were there. I hope you follow through with your findings

[Bristol Bears 🐻 @BristolBears]

Full time in the East Midlands.

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

Would be funny as hell if Labour lose

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Former Starmer enforcer Josh Simons gives up his seat in parliament so Andy Burnham can fight a by election, to return to parliament and displace Starmer as leader. Simons lost his ministerial job over a scandal afflicting the Starmer vanguardist campaigning organisation Labour Together. This is the stuff of Greek tragedy

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

@graceyldn Full time meme officer

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: South African health authorities said they have identified the Andes strain of hantavirus, which may be passed from person to person, in two passengers who were on the cruise ship that has an outbreak of the rare infection. https://t.co/4EPLDxmLZQ

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

I can't get over he does stuff like this

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

garlic

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

Must be eating a lot of crayons in the Polanski household

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Palantir and @louismosley can try amd gaslight all as much as they want - the British public wants Palantir out.

They will lose.

#PalantirOut

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[C @_CM_67_]

Genuinely never seen someone look so uncomfortable with a pint

Making it look like a grenade

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

@garrynewman How does this actually work? Timesheets etc?

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

A true miracle

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

Yeah let's spend tens of billions to fire a few hundred drivers in 30 years time

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

Mornin’. As the tube drivers are striking again today, as they do pretty much weekly since the dawn of time, I thought @tfl might like to know that the DLR doesn’t have drivers. It’s been running for about forty years and is safe and reliable. Tube trains are the same as DLR trains, so it might help @tfl in their negotiations with the tube drivers to tell them they’re all sacked and a computer is now going to drive the trains. Right, that’s that sorted. Later on I shall sort out the problems with the Strait of Hormuz. But first; coffee.

[Daniel @sillyolddaniel]

"And I packed your angry eyes, just in case"

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

@graceyldn Sorry that something's happened you might need one 🥲

[David Thomas @davidthomas143]

@Peter88902568 Also who the fuck uses gross in casual chat in the UK