David Valentino

Still mostly an engineer

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Wait fuck I only have one more day to sell this milk

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

@GalickDevDEV @feardemic L ooo o I juju Mimi Mimi mom
Mop illy u u mop i milk I’ll ui no lol Iullpllp
lolll

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

If I was an elementary school teacher I’d have my students recreate the plot of Weapons as a bit

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Prime Leonardo da Vinci was a cheat code

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Steve Buscemi doesn’t get punched in the face in Hoboken I’m just saying

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

No way that’s to city code, and there’s no way you had a permit for this. I’m telling!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Artistic repair of this pavement
https://t.co/nS3rSzkdzU

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Billie Jean is my lover…….. NOT!

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

Punxsutawney Phil, get ready to learn chinese buddy

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

@jakemulls_ Insane. Don’t know how he didn’t screw this up. Movie should’ve been over right there

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

This really happened yesterday

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

You know you’ve made it in the NFL when you’re in a Campbell’s Chunky Soup commercial

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

I don’t think Joe Biden can actually stand

[AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @AIPAC]

President Biden is standing with Israel. Will you stand with him?

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Biden pardoned 2 turkeys today but I still haven’t forgiven them

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Imagine if you got rad cow disease 🤙

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Taking on hate is a national priority.

Today, @POTUS and I are announcing the country's first National Strategy to Counter Islamophobia.

This action is the latest step forward in our work to combat a surge of hate in America.

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader but with politicians. Pilot episode with Mitch McConnell would break records

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

@jakemulls_ No permits no board approvals they just went for it. Dogs.

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

The most impressive part? They did this without approval from the DOT

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is how roads were constructed during the Roman Empire

[Josh @JoshHipHops]

People selling Dr Dre's "2001" - a thread
(with awkward reflections)

[David Valentino @davidvbigdaddy]

That’s a lowball offer and he took it anyway I respect that

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In Bali, monkeys learned to steal phones and eyeglasses to negotiate them for food

[📹 Bali Top Holiday / balitopholiday]
https://t.co/P4sGy4hTch