David Whitling

[David Whitling @davidwhitling]

Hey @RoyalCaribbean @RoyalCaribPR . Many of us are still desperately waiting on an update for Utopia of the Seas leaving Oct 11th. Disney just canceled and refunded passengers for Wish leaving that same day from same port. Good customer service would be to follow that same path

[Jonathan Erdman @wxjerdman]

A plea to national media:
Please do *not* refer to this as a "1 in X year" #flood event.

Especially in a warming climate, I can assure you another event like Ft. Lauderdale will happen again in South Florida much sooner than whatever "X" years is.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Thank God Trump is no longer President. This.👇

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Sorry folks but there is no universe in which we encounter aliens capable of intergalactic travel who fly around in devises we can shoot down with our existing tech.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I don’t know what the Twitter version of an Oscar is, but just give it to @BadLipReading now

[Raccoon 🦝 @MeCommonRaccoon]

Introducing Wanna Stay Home™️ - Southwest Airlines newest “no-cost” fare offering.

"Wanna be stranded at airport"? That costs extra!

#SouthwestAirlines #southwestair #flightcancellations

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: you don’t like any of my gifts

her: no! the five golden rings were nice. it’s just-

me: too many birds?

her: really bird heavy this year

[a random Brandon @brandomonium]

hell yeah the new issue of Potato is finally out

[Jens Notroff @jens2go]

Narrator: How they'd move such monuments remains a mystery forever. ☝️🧐

Ancient Egyptians: These? Pushed them here. 😏

Narrator: Not a trace of how they could have done this. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ancient Egyptians: Haha. Pushing and pulling. 💪

Narrator: Baffling. 🤯

Ancient Egyptians: 🤨

[Tumisha(🤡)'s Stud Sheriff Boiwife 🫡🤠 @disrupthehuman]

ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say shit like "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

How is this going folks?

[Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread]

Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

You also get what you ridiculously overpay for.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

I'll admit I already find it hard to contemplate an actual, historical Jesus given the insistence as well on a man's divinity. But guys, you are not making it easier when you tell me his dad was Andre the Giant. Haystacks Calhoun, maybe.

[Amani Jambhekar MD, MBA, FACS @AjvictoryMD]

Met a 27 yr old w/ stage IV triple neg breast cancer. Multiple med oncs refused to give her Keytruda bc she is 9 wks pregnant. Thanks to Abbott’s extreme abortion ban, she has to find the resources to terminate her pregnancy in another state or die from her cancer #Roevember

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Correlation does not equal causation, but this specific correlation is particularly stimulating

[source, read more: https://t.co/V3iVt8oZN4]

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Spectacular time lapse of the the Eurasian blue tit (Cyanistes caeruleus),

From finding and inspecting her new home to raising a family

[David Whitling @davidwhitling]

TIL that if you are using a keyboard shortcut, you don’t have to hold down alt key and a letter. You can just hit them sequentially! Mind blown. (Doesn’t work for ctrl - why? Who knows?!)

[David Whitling @davidwhitling]

An animatronic T.Rex in the lunch tent? But of course! #ugm2022

[David Whitling @davidwhitling]

Proud member of the “stand in entrance rather than commit to seat” club at UGM. #ugm2022