David Thomson

[David Thomson @davidxxiv]

@maxrushden @jonawils After the fuss over corners at Forest-Utd, at what stage should VAR stop wasting our time reviewing all penalties (which only have an xG of ~0.76), and start reviewing every corner and potential long throw decision this season (which clearly have an xG of ~0.99)?

[David Thomson @davidxxiv]

@KylePorterCBS @Garmin 214554

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@premierleague @SpursOfficial What exactly was @crookstonstew thinking when he transferred you in on FPL?

[David Thomson @davidxxiv]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @NickyBandini @lucyjward_ @bglendenning I recently dreamt that Barney's partner had gone viral in a 'swingers video'. With Max's track record for exposing others for his own personal gain, he seemed partly to blame for their ensuing separation. My question is, how do you separate your Terry's chocolate orange segments?

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@h17nly @imried7 @Morton_FC @PaxtonIain @calum_mcrae Like I said, outstanding from the big man.

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@FootballCliches @h17nly 55 replies here and not one Rafael Marquez 👀

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@SimpsonsSPFL “At no point did we talk about bullying and coercion."