David

you ever pee and it turns into 3 streams

[David @daviid5103]

@iamsunnyshi Burgers when

[David @daviid5103]

🙄

[grace @spokeisms]

david trying to get burgers for our valentine’s day dinner and me dragging him to a fancy restaurant instead

[David @daviid5103]

@heyits5n0wing Hospitalized?? 😭😭😭

[David @daviid5103]

@heyits5n0wing I had it twice and the second time it made me shit like crazy so I didn’t have it ever again

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[David @daviid5103]

@ThePhantomArts3 If you can get out of the house let’s go cause I haven’t either 😭

[David @daviid5103]

@ThePhantomArts3

[David @daviid5103]

I’m addicted to gacha games but I also have the worst luck

[David @daviid5103]

@slaeyurr Golden showers

[David @daviid5103]

@heyits5n0wing Ask me next year I’m broke rn 😭😭

[David @daviid5103]

@heyits5n0wing Do it

[David @daviid5103]

@emweener @twinkowensphd Is this a good thing

[David @daviid5103]

who up umaing they musumes

[David @daviid5103]

is cactus club supposed to be a high end place? 😭

[lina @444liina]

pls stop coming to Miami wearing some Tory Burch sandals thinking you’re about to get into places like Mila or Cactus Club and then crying online bc you got turned away

[David @daviid5103]

@iamsunnyshi Vancouver smell wise is horrible

[David @daviid5103]

Vancouver smells like piss

[⭐️ @spiideygiirl]

yall fantasize toronto too much when it just smells like piss everywhere

[David @daviid5103]

@heyits5n0wing dads r really good at telling you how things should be done especially when you’re a professional in said industry

[David @daviid5103]

done undergrad :)

my friends and I got super sentimental

[David @daviid5103]

@heyits5n0wing i had to take an exam the next day

glad to see we are all traumatized by shawarma poutine

[David @daviid5103]

had shawarma poutine once and it gave me the shits for a day straight

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Bro you gotta try this ontario shawarma chain. Get this. Shawarma. POUTINE. Yup. And bro, the Mysterious Sauce

[David @daviid5103]

@ThePhantomArts3 it was awesome the first time 😭