Davis Miller

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

High School: You're popular if you...
- are good looking
- party
- on the football team

Middle School: You're popular if you...
- are good looking
- on ASB

Elementary School: You're popular if you...
- can run fast in PE

[The Dor Brothers @thedorbrothers]

Popstar

Song: DJ Khaled ft. Drake - POPSTAR

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk @FearedBuck @AutismCapital @ianmiles @ayeejuju @xQc @ishowspeedsui @KaiCenat @MattWalshBlog @BenShapiroShow

[da_fullsummer_alchemist @mandanduno]

Rev up those fryers!

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

A DJ set, but instead of pyrotechnics and C02 cannons it’s just a bunch of flaming fajitas

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@ethan_mayers I used to think it was just a catchphrase, but recently discovered its actually a lifestyle

[John Summit @johnsummit]

took a multivitamin and drank some water we back baby 💆‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TrungTPhan Red Bull does work tbh

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

Driving Chuckanut while playing @odesza is unmatched

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

The 9th hole for The Masters next year looks insane

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

You ever use your dog as a napkin?

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@Lsitty_23 @JackBox Stab in the Box, Seattle WA 98105

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@drinkwaterho @harrisonring

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@ThunderChats 62

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@Lsitty_23 @Canucks @NHL

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@JessicaKohonen No!

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

@joelle_zamora24 *too

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

A penguin leaves his home in the Arctic, in hopes of being crowned champ of the Big Z Memorial surf competition

[ESPN @espn]

Describe your favorite sports movie as boring as possible.

[Davis Miller @DavisAMilli]

NEW DRUG TEST REGULATIONS

Your employer gives you a random drug to take. You have 24 hours to guess which drug it is. Ketamine? Codeine? Xanex?