David S. Thickmann

Lying to my therapist to impress her.

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

People that refer to their career or life with mathematical terms like “my Optimization Function” or “Decision Boundary” shut up bro all you decided was whether or not you had egg or oatmeal this morning stop cosplaying a robot dumbass

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

Remember when they did this in RuneScape with party hats?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them, even if they're exceedingly rare, per FORTUNE

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@maggiemphillips Videodrome is also a hitter from the same era

[Ranjan @ranjanxroy]

This is like the end of cool runnings

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@thehmmr You’re sleeping on the Windsor shawarma scene

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@fordnation can you demand Roger’s full refunds on behalf of everyone that purchase @Sportsnet only for it to crash TWICE IN THE WORLD SERIES????!!! On a game 7 too? What an absolute and complete fucking joke.

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@Sportsnet back on for a SECOND and crashes AGAIN? @fordnation tell them they need to issue refunds for bungling one of the most important night in Canadian sports

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

Hey @Sportsnet can you fix your stream… like now? @Rogers can buy a team but can’t figure out how to stream a fucking World Series game.

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@domluszczyszyn Such bullshit - get it together @Sportsnet

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@crazy_stephen_i @phl43 Like laughs per hour

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@OriginalSteak @ShaziGoalie As an aside, that is a CRIMINAL interior given the exterior…

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

ProudFEET!

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@UPS Thanks I’ve DM’d

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@JudithLewis You’d be surprised how many ranchers are looking for branding experts

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

Oh yes here it is

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

Hmm wait I made a tweet about this before

[MATT GRAY @matt_gray_]

I just read about a study I can’t stop thinking about…

Introverts are more effective leaders (according to Harvard):

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

And it was in the kitchen, for some reason.

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

@neilpatel It’s well known you can’t really measure top-to-mid funnel channels using attribution modelling exclusively. Paid is “better” because it can be directly measured (minus halos).

Anyways, your data is wrong and most incrementality tests would show this.

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

Man idk but this year is feeling like the longest year in the last 4 years.

[David S. Thickmann @davisoncanjovic]

It does kind of suck that 100% of Silicon Valley that’s on Twitter has the same opinion on everything. Just kind of boring.