Dave Pantano

Comic scribe and screenwriter. Named on Austin Film Festival's top 25 screenwriters to watch in 2020. Keeping the title until they realize they made a mistake.

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His life wasn't his own... or was it? Damn it. We can't even get the tagline right! In all seriousness, lock in your order for Backfired #2 by @davispants / #DiegoToro from @SourcePtPress ! In Shops: Aug 26, 2020 (Code: JUN201340) #indie #comics

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#Review: Backfired #1 by @davispants #DiegoToro and more... from @SourcePtPress / @ComicExperience #SCORE: 4/5 @darkhorse305 #indie #comics https://t.co/9dncmVYyhi

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@w_terrence @realDonaldTrump Turns out your coverage was he most fake of all the coverage.

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@Chris_Meloni Idiocracy is not a fact. It’s a movie.

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@PeezyTX I make celebrity lips with my fat.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I believe we should do everything we can to prevent more people from dying... but, you know, I don’t want to get all political on here

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@repentyoufools @Nipplefat2 @gdike @evaandheriud Can we blame the Catholics? They’re Christians and the priests fucked little boys. Any leeway there?

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@anylaurie16 A bit of advice, if you have a burial don’t watch the grave get covered with dirt. I was really disappointed when my mom’s hand didn’t burst through the ground like in the move “Carrie.”

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@anylaurie16 I went to my moms funeral and burial on Zoom two weeks ago after she died of Covid. When they lowered the body into the ground I played the theme to chariots of fire. It made it seem like she was a superhero.

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@ScottWalker @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Hatd to imagine any other president gassing their citizens either... oh wait, there was Saddam Hussein. He’s in good company. You’re an imbecile.

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Comic shops are opening up. Support your local comic shop. Preorder Backfired
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.@darkhorse305 takes a look at a new #ComicBook from @SourcePtPress / @ComicExperience in this #AdvanceReview of Backfired #1 by @davispants @diegotoro7 & more... #SCORE: 4/5 (Diamond code: APR202041) #indie #comics https://t.co/Xia8TFQewL

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Ozark water now delivering holy water to keep indoctrination levels steady.

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@DeAnna4Congress I hear that was the motto of Trump Universory and his non profits. You’re a dolt.

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@GailSimone That's true, but Bob does make better shakes.

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@ChuckWendig I caught Dennis Quaid pissing on my car in a grass parking lot of a bar in Montana around 2am. We were both knee-walking drunk. I thanked him.

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So Trump was either right when he claimed the coronavirus was a hoax and a moron when he declared a national emergency. Or he was right when he declared a national emergency and a moron when he claimed the coronavirus was a hoax. Easy pick.

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I was shopping for groceries, and the man in front of me had a single 16 oz. Bud Light. He turned to me, shrugged, and said, "priorities." And now, I believe we will all be okay.

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@StoutRyan 🤡