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Futurist

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

Hizi ni nini mnakunywa surely? 😂

[mainner @highnessfever]

100 strokes is the new captain morgan

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@magatax Wanapewa dallas 😂

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Dating requirement update: must be die-hard fan of Messi

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@magatax 😭😭naisha

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@t_tomno Messi effect my G

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

Halaand anakaa matako yako sindio?

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Just celebrate Ronaldo being out but with time you people will miss him

You will never see such a footballer at the World Cup

We've never replaced players like Zidane , what makes you think you will see another CR7?

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

Goddamit I love these tears

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Ronaldo just faced Spain, meanwhile someone has faced Algeria, Cape Verde and soon Egypt. It's like bro is playing Afcon whilst everyone else is playing the World Cup

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

7 baller innit

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

Show me a picture of something beautiful you took with your phone camera.

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

Lmao so real kwanza combo ya homa na soar throat ni the worst

[Zion @zionszzn]

I don’t mind being sick, but having a sore throat is where I draw the line

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

We're sharing women I f*cked at the height of my success
Lmao

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

I had someone tell me I fell off... Oohh i needed that

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@t_tomno @IamWanjiru_ 😭😭😭

[TheVictor @Literatus_V]

fortunately for me.

I'm very confident that the best part of my life is not in my past.

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

Stress eating

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

Fastest way to gain weight??

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@t_tomno Ykb 😂

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

Jamani shawarma moja nauziwa 1050 Kenyatta shillings
Wtf is this economy bana?
I thought moja ilikuwa 250 ffs

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@shinemon_encho Lemme check it out

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

I find solace in music and art

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

@t_tomno 😭si heri nibuy mzinga na hiyo pesa

[wokeuplikethis* @davy_dexx]

It's perfect

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

People born in 1990-2003, how’s life??