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[d @davyboytellem]

@northernassist @alexhornbyrail I don’t know what a “tea, of staff” is but I fail to see how causing a bottleneck while multiple people scream at me improves the service

[d @davyboytellem]

@WelshTwink123 Girl fuck u 😭😭💀

[d @davyboytellem]

@TaxiCabLondonG Don’t threaten me with a good time sweetheart

[d @davyboytellem]

Spraying one out to a real one. Rest easy.

[d @davyboytellem]

ELEVEN MINUTES?? girl that’s 4 stops on the Northern line

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Katy Perry has returned from space.

[zach @zach_shaw_]

hall of fame mother text

[d @davyboytellem]

X Factor’s Katie Waissel just asked a question on #BBCQT???

[d @davyboytellem]

Someone is moving into my building & has used this chair to wedge the door open???

I must befriend/drink pornstar martinis with them.

[d @davyboytellem]

Pickford is so relatable because I too am furious whenever I am expected to do my job #ENGSLO

[d @davyboytellem]

@MaxKav10 Is this why you’re taking so long

[d @davyboytellem]

#BRAT 💚😍

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: With nominations closing tomorrow, the Green Party of England and Wales has candidates in every seat, fulfilling a pledge to stand everywhere.

Greens have 575 candidates for 575 seats in England & Wales, the 1st time that they've run a full slate.

(Via @democlub)

[d @davyboytellem]

+ a burger topped with some shit like “dirty SLUT sauce”

[d @davyboytellem]

POV: it is £9 a pint and you are sat in a car park

[d @davyboytellem]

We’re trying to drink less so tonight’s entertainment is comparing the least & most expensive kiev that Asda sell

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

this is just impeccable i’m in tears

[d @davyboytellem]

@cactojuice @RishiSunak @RoyalFamily @MartinSLewis @NoelEdmonds Nope. Printworks Manchester 😢

[d @davyboytellem]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING @RishiSunak @RoyalFamily @MartinSLewis @NoelEdmonds

[d @davyboytellem]

@marmitejones @RishiSunak @RoyalFamily @MartinSLewis @NoelEdmonds LETS GOOOO

[d @davyboytellem]

@marmitejones @RishiSunak @RoyalFamily @MartinSLewis @NoelEdmonds This is Manchester!! The end is nigh

[d @davyboytellem]

@mattijackson @RishiSunak @RoyalFamily @MartinSLewis @NoelEdmonds The knighthood has gone to Tim’s head