teh Thirsty Scholar

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[teh Thirsty Scholar @davydsharpie]

Eating Mexican food and watching car videos

[Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel @IntractableLion]

"Thank a millennial"/"thank a hipster" no, incorrect, regrettably you must thank SYSCO or US Foods' Premium Line if you can find creole crabcakes, Peruvian empanadas, and tuna sashimi on the same menu

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

SUPA HOT FIRE JUST KNOCKED OUT RAY J RIGHT NOW IN AN MMA FIGHT

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tranzorbital @algae99847]

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Call An Ambulance, But Not For Me (2018)

[滝川🌏️いたちのおうちの中の人 @MaikoTakigawa]

ボクどーこだ？！
おはようございまぁす☀️

[Will Schryver @imetatronink]

⚔️ Casus Belli

Trump has ordered the US Navy to escort commercial ships through the Strait of Hormuz, and warned Iran to stand down, or else.

Iran ordered ships anchored near the strait to move away from it.

Iran will fire on US warships, and Trump will call it a casus belli.

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

Palantir office speedrun

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

this gotta be one of the best shots in years and it ain’t even a movie

[滝川🌏️いたちのおうちの中の人 @MaikoTakigawa]

おはようございます！

[sleep @sleepiix3]

This photo on Wikipedia goes hard as fuck. Straight up looks like it was taken at a hardcore show.

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

CENTCOM: "For the first time since 2003, three aircraft carriers are operating in the Middle East at the same time.

Accompanied by their carrier air wings, the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72), USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) and USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77) include over 200 aircraft and 15,000 Sailors and Marines."

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77) sails in the Indian Ocean in the U.S. Central Command area of responsibility, April 23.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

US Secretary of Defense says that members of the military will no longer need to get the flu shot.

[Ser Winter @SerWinterGaming]

The perfect plot twist would be to steal the identity of the man who drove him to this

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Son, there's a difference between grindcore and powerviolence that people are gonna tell you isn't important, doesn't matter, but I want you to know that it's life and death. This is more important than whether or not you're a good person. This is everything.

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

Family won’t move our group chat to signal. Had to leave. Here comes the guilt trip 😒

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

The Pentagon has approached automakers General Motors and Ford about shifting some capacity to 'make arms and military supplies', according to Wall Street Journal.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is going to be like dropping a grey wolf into a petting zoo.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: The SEC just officially eliminated the $25,000 minimum rule for day trading.

This is the biggest change to retail trading in 24 years.

Since 2001, if you wanted to make more than 3 day trades in a 5 day period, you needed at least $25,000 sitting in your account at all times. If you dropped below that, your broker would lock you out of day trading completely.

This rule blocked millions of retail traders from actively participating in markets simply because they did not have enough capital.

That rule is now gone.

The SEC today approved FINRA's proposed change which replaces the fixed $25,000 requirement with a real time margin system.

Instead of a fixed dollar threshold, brokers will now monitor your actual risk exposure throughout the day and adjust your buying power based on the real risk of your positions, not an arbitrary account balance.

Now you no longer need $25,000 to day trade. You just need enough margin to cover the actual risk of your open positions.