Daniel Wehner Quotes

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We had one of those square croissants with chocolate in the middle

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Come on, how does water fall up?

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This is taking longer than composer install

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Always follow the rules, or the rules will follow you

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D: ohhh I just realised something
S: what?
D: oh nothing

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iron line

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Hang on I just need to close my shoes

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[Father Wehner Special Edition]
We don't have much gravity here

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Entrance and Extrance

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We not gonna play beer pong, instead we play paper pong. Instead of drinking beer each person has to read and summarise a paper. Whoever doesn't fall asleep wins... ... no one will win! It's impossible!

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Where is that coming from, you poo more than you eat. You're generating mass, we could use you as a reactor.

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I'm so hungry I'm going to eat everything, twice.

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Oh yeah, well I don't use arms anyway

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There are harder fish to fry

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*cracks a tinnie open* whoever came up with the idea of cans... brilliant

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Complex things can be hard when easy things are easy

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The door is a door, it's not just a thing in the way

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A smoothing voice