Dawn Albrecht-Parys

Broadcast Producer, Writer, Voice-Over Artist. Defender of Defenseless Animals. Enemy of Those who Abuse Them. Critter Volunteer. Beach Bunny Extraordinaire.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@walruswhisperer I don't know who I love most, Phil or Smooshi. Awww Hell, it's a tie!!

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@PeetzFleshlight I was married once. The diamond dazzled, but not as big as the smile he gave when I said "yes."

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@ItsSoSoSimple God, that's an ugly woman.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@pups_Puppies1 I'm in love. I can I send him a few dollars to help?

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@animaltrainer91 The rusted, battered sides of the porpoise pond sure add a cheery touch to that aquatic Super-Max. Notice the sparkle in the inmate's eyes?

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@SeaWorld @animaltrainer91 Marvelous Oxymoron! Inmates at Aquatic Super-Max Prisons calling crusty cement ponds "home."

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@ambrafour Pity you don't live in my area, 'cause I'd LOVE to see Darwin's Theory of Evolution in action!

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@CawthornforNC @RudyGiuliani Awwww......how 'bout I ship you a box of itty-bitty sparklers so you can frolic and twirl on your lawn?

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

Feel like DANCING!! Received second Moderna VX 4/22!!
WOO HOOOOO!!!!

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@LaceyCrisp I see. She was using a "peace knife."

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@mtgreenee @alanroberts And so do you. (p.s., you might want to consider touching up your 'roots' a tad more often....your grey is showing!)

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@samanthamarika1 @alanroberts Who's "they?" Speak for yourself, toots.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@alanroberts And dumping 260+plus pounds of orange-hued lard was a GREAT START!

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@laurenboebert And always remember that using campaign donations to pay 6 years worth of back property taxes for your failing restaurant is illegal.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@laurenboebert Get off your blithering soap-box and explain why you falsified your mileage Per Diem to the tune of $22,000-just enough to cover and pay the 6+plus years of back taxes you owed on your greasy spoon diner. You've fraudulently used tax-payer funds for personal gain, a felony fyi.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

Alzheimer's runs in Donald Trump's lineage, which explains a lot.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@Ciana_Soleil @ambrafour Certainly. The incredibly minute subset of COVID vaccine recipients (less than 0.001%) who experience reactions represent normal biological variables. You've a better chance of winning the lottery while being eaten by a great white shark than "feeling worse" from the vaccine.

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@OfficialCWATSON @ScottBaio Calling D-List actor Scott Baio "acclaimed" is not unlike calling your Grandfather's 1976 Leisure Suit "iconic."

[Dawn Albrecht-Parys @dawnehelene]

@ImSpeaking13 The best Trump money can buy!

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@EricTrump @trumpwinery I'm afraid your 'brand' has lost its luster. Ripple comes in better bottles.