Dawson

When I'm not too busy giving a fuck about life I'm really good at Wii Golf - Alex Beck

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Is Messi playing?

[Dawson @dawson_eifert]

three world cup finals in twelve years, three finals reached out of six tournaments played, most goals ever, most assists ever, most appearances ever, most wins ever

[Dawson @dawson_eifert]

🐐🐐🐐

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

RT IF YOU WANNA SEE RONALDO CRY

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

JODIE FOSTER believes Joseph Kosinski’s F1 was “made by AI”

“I look at a movie like “F1” and I'm like, “F1” was made by AI. That movie's like, was it, wasn't it?”

https://t.co/C5mUMD6ABu

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Nosferatu increasingly feeling like a stealth "one for them" because this just feels so much more like his earlier work

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Jay @gaiaslastlaugh]

The West: Japan is extremely healthy they only eat seaweed and dreams there

7-11 Japan: Have you tried our new croquette macaroni and cheese sandwich

[Florian Ederer @florianederer]

Individual preference predictors for Messi:
1) Progressive ideology
2) Interest in politics
3) Highly educated

Ronaldo:
1) Short video consumption
2) High self-confidence
3) Authoritarian orientation

[Tom @tomvinall00]

84x4 pack

[Dawson @dawson_eifert]

@alexL_E_I Gordon produces like four shows a year for FOX and they are all unbelievably totalitarian in a way I can’t quite articulate

[levi @dyinlevi]

Bad Batman comics: "We're going to need the entire family for this one! Call Nightbat, Orange Bird, Nocturnal Animal, and Robin (Tim Drake), Alfred..."

Good Batman comics:

[Dawson @dawson_eifert]

So pretty much everything he’s made for the last twenty or so years?

[Adam Nayman @brofromanother]

DISCLOSURE DAY (Spielberg): more to come but as is rumoured this reminded me mostly of….THE POST

[jos @josiahhughes]

19-year-old who can't form sentences out loud: Animal Collective lowkey sounds like a car commercial

43-year-old HR lady who paid $1200 for a SXSW lanyard in 2015: none of this is accurate, take it from someone who Was There™

[Dawson @dawson_eifert]

This is honestly so true but at the same time after a few years of genuinely supporting the random team you pick you really do develop an inexplicable connection

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

American eurosnob soccer fandom is so funny to me, it's just picking one of the five teams that has a chance of winning the UCL and then pretending you have a deep emotional connection to them because you endured the dark days of them only finishing fifth domestically

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Backrooms is even flawed in a way that's better than a lot of the recent horror crop because it's a case of "these are baby steps that will be smoothed out by your next film" instead of "you're walking up an aesthetic and narrative dead end mate". Exciting instead of enervating

[MUBI @mubi]

🚪

[Dawson @dawson_eifert]

Our attack falls apart without the space Raphinha can create for Lamine, Flick now has two elite runners competing for the left flank

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

A new force joins our rhythm.
Anthony Gordon is culer 💙❤️

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

This feels like a genuine cultural moment in moviegoing, watching Zoomers who honed their craft doing Youtube shorts breaking into features the way the MTV directors did in the '80s and Sundance kids did in the '90s.