Daniel Cohen

jack of some trades

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

once a week for 24 hours, all hate-linking is legal. welcome to NOPE FRIDAY

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

As much as I love the constant reassurance that Cheech and Chong's gummies are now legal, I think I'm just gonna lurk NBA rumors over here from now on. Say hi:

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

you can unlock a special 82 OVR emerald version of yourself if you post hog on threads while you're at the nba store

[Antonio McDyess Clay @thom_not_tom]

This is the social media you have on your phone in the career mode of every sports game

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

@danielglauser Sort of - the syntax is https://t.co/MVYD0jcweJ] - the best way to scrape those values is to sign in via the web client, but it’s a little clunky. No attenuated links or built-in shortcuts as far as I know.

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

spelling bee VAR scandal, you fuckin love to see it!

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This is, no joke, one of the great sports stories of the year. Must-read stuff.

[Shane Ryan @ShaneRyanHere]

A golf nut friend of mine found that a college golfer shot a 276 in one round, & teammate shot 150+. When the shock wore off, I wondered if there was a story...and oh man, there was. I pray I did justice to Maycee Kay Aycock and Sarah Marshall, my heroes: https://t.co/oFo2ibmWGv

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

@Boco_T "when there were no romans or british left to fight"

*robert the bruce's music intensifies*

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rodgers: throws four INTs

new york post headline with his face crudely photoshopped on a leprechaun's body: AARON GO BLEGGGH

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@Ugarles who among us has not poo-pooed in their diapies. it's me. i'm a big boy! wanna watch bluey and look for filthy coded messages!

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@brokenfuses dude that place is so good, i lived down the street when it opened and it was kind of my private secret for a couple years

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@hilary___b it's so fucking good, the scene where they discover the room full of protein powder, compare their secrets to GAINZ, and immediately start doing chin-ups is peak tv

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@falsebinary @numerogroup @s oh hey, me too! paid $280 for a single 2-day VIP, willing to take best offer

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

@JimValley @UWMedicine I got sick almost exactly three years ago; average wait is about 3-5 years here. Finding a compatible donor has been tough; I have crazy antibodies due to the nature of the autoimmune disease that got me here.

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

@JimValley @UWMedicine I'm in Syracuse, NY. Flying is an interesting challenge; luckily I'm a day's drive from pretty much anywhere in the Northeast, so I can throw some boxes in my trunk and hit the road without too much difficulty. Getting a break from the daily monotony is huge.

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

@Ugarles yeah this thought occurred to me too - he has to have an agent and money manager who are presumably very aware of the value of his likeness going forward. i can't recall anyone EVER having this kind of q rating in WNY, not even allen. they're gonna be careful about that money.

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@CraigSJ "cube 2: hypercube" one of the most underrated sequels ever btw

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@FinancialGuruGG the remix though, disgraceful

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@hotdogsladies Why would you order a grilled cheese from "B*tch Don't Grill My Cheese"?

Unless it's acting as a subclause: b*tch, don't grill my cheese BY the salad place; there are much better places to grill my cheese. Consult the Sandwich Slut.

[Daniel Cohen @dayan]

@falsebinary most of the shit that passes as festival fare in 2022 could only be redeemed by a good old sparks blackout imo

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@ElDandyJason featuring notable wrestlers from the all-atlantic nation of...japan! (i like it too though)