Weirdy Puff

aspiring author, actress, aerialist, astronaut... aspiring because I haven't done much about it yet.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

amazing how one party is like “we must detonate the sun to bring forth eternal night cuz, idk, critical race theory” and the other says “the time is now to hold perfectly still, faking death like the noble opossum.” and that’s just.. it. like those are the only possible options

[Weirdy Puff @daydreamer7642]

Guyhh... Somebody ordered a tequila sprite next to me. So I moved to the other side of the bar. But then where I moved moar people ordered tequila sprites. Heck.

[Weirdy Puff @daydreamer7642]

Always tip the kazoo player.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop trying to please people who already don’t like you and embrace the joy of being the most annoying person they’ve ever met

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’m not “repeating a story” I already told you, I’m retelling the old lore. gather round the fire, my children, and listen

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Hell yeah I’m a cat lady. Have you met cats???

[Weirdy Puff @daydreamer7642]

@Shaydozer So relaxing... 😊

[Weirdy Puff @daydreamer7642]

@cwkoss @GarbageApe Holy shit THAT is a frustrating game. Just spent an hour guessing everything *nearly* the word, but nooottt quite.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we should bring back fainting couches for people who are stressed or want to avoid conversation or just need to nap for a bit

[micha @micha_frazer]

do you remember how hyped the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" was when we were kids. it was all the rage. no one talks about antidisestablishmentarianism anymore

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

i just want to say i’m disappointed in modern architecture and it’s distinct lack of gargoyles

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People who choose to stop learning after they leave school baffle me. You mean you’re not mesmerized by the solar system? You’re telling me you’ve never stayed up until three in the morning googling the Romanovs?

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Receding looks red ❤️
Approaching looks blue 💙
The Andromeda Galaxy 🌌
Is coming for you 🤗

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I don’t wanna “rise and grind,” I want to be lifted up by cherubs and carried away to my bed and tucked in like a baby bear

[Jen & Juice🧃 @JenChaoticZen]

@adipose_regina @Chinchillazllla Good work is rewarded with more work.

[prance @bocxtop]

getting a passive aggressive email at work is so funny, no way u want to fight me over an excel file

[TheLexikitty @thelexikitty]

hair is made of things your brain forgot

[Sitting with ADHD @SittingWithADHD]

ADHD is being a model employee at a new job due to hyperfixating on something new then being unable to give a shit 3 months later

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I can hear colors. I can taste sounds. At 7 months I develop superpowers. By 8 months there is a Marvel movie about me.