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You Google #communism once and suddenly all of your targeted ads are about Star Trek smh

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@maxzamy @GWR Elon's money is dwarfed by Rockefeller's, adjusted for inflation he was worth 663 billion dollars. Mansa Musa, a 14th century emperor of Mali, was worth $400 billion when adjusted. Most of Elon's money is from being forced to buy Twitter because he's a dip shit with a big mouth

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@jimbargerstock @fuckyouiquit Jesus

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

It’s illegal to sell a puppy within 8 weeks of birth because it’s deemed cruel to separate it from its mother but corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

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@HawkeyeMetivier @fuckyouiquit I already did, but there aren't exactly a lot of context clues here, so maybe try being helpful instead of an asshole.

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How do we organize a general strike until there's a ceasefire?

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@willmenaker I always read his name as God Sad

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Fun fact: police are referred to as "cops" because their badges were originally made of copper.

Since detective badges are silver, I propose we call them "sillies"

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@SoulaPapadopoo @emilykmay This tweet's intentional erasure of people who aren't terminally online gives me chills.

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@johngreen She's traveling with 90 semi trucks carrying all the things that go into this show. That's not a tour, that's ecological terrorism.

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@dessyphantom Every time I say my age people go "oh wow, you're older than me??" or "Oh, I thought you'd be younger" and I'm not sure how to take it

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@absurdlyconfusd @megturney Top shelf, you love to see it

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@dessyphantom I didn't realize anyone was in there with me

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@bco2rgr @BowiesNana @ericareport Excuse you sir. That hasn't been mentioned in well over 72 hours, how dare you remember recent events

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You either die an indie film, or you live long enough to see yourself in syndication
-Patrick Bateman

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@AndyTheBlanch Oh cool, we have the same birthday too! I think I learned that on IB but I forgot it until now

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In Europe they say DD/MM/YYYY, but here people always say "I don't actually care to discuss calendars with you"

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Jock Itch: Yeast For Men

-Grace, 2022

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite

post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)