Day Time All The Time

They/them. Queer disaster. Aspiring writer. Netflix binger. Gin enthusiast. Voted most likely to cry during a commercial.

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

Hello Google how do I tell the prime minister to eat my ass without ending up on a terrorist watch list

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

Fundraiser by Day Lilico : Orion's Cancer Treatment Fund https://t.co/F897YP7vwq
My dog is sick. Please help.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

I reckon there's a way to get hit by a train that feels awesome.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

We cant all be himbos, some of us gotta be loathsome morons.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

With the world reduced to a burning wasteland regular currency went out the window. These days if you want some gasoline or a drop of aqua vita you gotta pay with the only legal tender that counts: sweet little kisses on the forehead.

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@SHAUNAkay94 I'm afraid it all got caught up in a legal case so I can't I'm afraid! I could share some more recent stuff tho

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

Anyone who has stories of scandalous treatment by energy companies- particularly by Green Star Energy - please inbox me if you are willing to contribute to an upcoming article I am writing. Also retweet this for wider exposure.

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@andrew_lilico my friend just told you to get your tits out

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@obsolete__units Then your response of "please no" makes even less sense than before but go off I guess 🤷

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@AmyCJAddams This was a good day at Pride with you and we will have many more like it 😀 the world is lucky to have us tbh and I'm not above making them see that with violence ;)

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

I know you've been having a shit time on this godforsaken app @AmyCJAddams recently so here's a tweet reminding you that you're my sister and I adore you and i will commit crimes for you just say the word ❤😘

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@obsolete__units Well most of the world seems to do that anyway so I'd rather not :)
I always find it hilarious when women wanna claim feminism by reducing what makes a "woman" down to genitalia. Like okay.. sorry that you feel what makes you a woman begins and ends with your vagina, get therapy?

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@obsolete__units If you don't want people to reply to this, why have it as your pinned tweet?

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@obsolete__units I'm trying to imagine it but I'm struggling, maybe you can explain it to me since you're clearly very familiar?

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

#plumbingthedeathstar your next stepdad should be Team Rocket!

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

Let’s play together on Idle Miner Tycoon! https://t.co/pNnqXHtsdD

[nelle @N0TNELLE]

hello jedi news i'm mads mikkelsen and i play gay

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@LambriniPapi @andrew_lilico PLEASE reply to all my dad's tweets like this, you've made my week

[Day Time All The Time @daylight4night]

@LambriniPapi @andrew_lilico 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[sannie @sanniefallon]

dylan o’brien is hotter than you