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@chiweethegod Giants-White Sox, Giants in 7. Cueto with the win after 8 IP before relief. Probably vs a junker like Keuchel. Abreu will still have 6 HRs series long but it won’t help. Game 7 will end like 5-2 give or take a run in either direction.

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

@chiweethedog But the fact she doesn’t mention the 75% cash back scam means she knows nothing

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

@chiweethedog As a former fishmonger in a certain metro area, crab legs are a common EBT purchase. Lobster tails, too. You can trade them for shit elsewhere when the discretionary spending is up. The system is good

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Let frank bruni report on the election

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@samelpan Manic lurkers lives matter

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@chiweethedog Dear editor

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Multimillion dollar first round investment idea. What if we tried to drop ship again

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Imagine being a corporate chef with name branding on your group. Now imagine holding a quarter ounce of cocaine in your hand. These are the same exercise

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

@bonerhitler If a fish vans horn isn’t overused the driver must be fired. It’s a real law

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

I’m an essential employee. I’m a taste maker. I know what the back of every toilet in the James Beard house tastes like. Cool story, so the fourth stall has a crack in the wall from when I became angry at the bathroom attendant.

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Imagine being an NYT food critic. Are you high enough on coke yet? Try harder.

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Getting traumatic brain damage so I can discover fish sauce and become an NYT food critic.

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

I’m seriously considering going down the rec limit rabbit hole but I will practice self care instead

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Imagine being so entitled you’d like to take a natural food resource away from normal people so you can post a picture on Instagram. Oh fuck I’m back on fish again

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Nothing matters. I’m posting in perpetuity. Frank Bruni has the palette of a four year old and Sam Siftons brain is so smooth it could be used as a water park ride

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

@smallunnaturals @chiweethedog Stage standard is the mark of a true asshole

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@chiweethedog We goin sizzler we going sizzler

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

Seafood is dead. I’m back because I’m bored. Sam Sifton is still a moron

[traditional cruelty free artisan manatee fishery @daypaydro]

@chiweethedog (FBI agent reading the picture of the receipt off his computer) lol 2 quarter pounders and McFlurry

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@NaniaWTOP @WTOP @thesaltline @Chefkylebailey So, dumbshit fish article checklist:
Points that are no longer relevant ✅
No concept of the industry ✅
No research beyond a single source ✅
Promoting the use of an endangered species ✅ (we didn’t even get to this part, do your own work, please)
Referring tilapia as wild ✅

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@NaniaWTOP @WTOP @thesaltline @Chefkylebailey This is so untrue in the vast majority of circumstances that it’s almost insulting. I mean you’re so out of your depth here it’s nearly comical, but at the same time you’re perpetuating a perception of an industry that’s constantly unjustly accused of the sins of their fathers.