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@good_faces_bot hell yeah WCW vs NWO REVENGE

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@NoQuarterSoft my copy whispers to me at night?? is that normal? I don't speak portuguese so I have no idea what its saying

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@f4micom i got yelled at by so many people on this baby

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@Wario64 let me know when it hits the price of a sandwich

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@NintendoGCN lol you're gonna remind microsoft to turn that server off

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@Georgeadelphia no one likes this crap. there isn't a subset of people clambering for more AI slop graphics but they'll keep shoving it in our faces.

in 2026 the behavior of most businesses is entirely divorced from their customers' desires

[claire @floppatakes]

Ha! You're absolutely right. There *is* a 737 waiting to take off on Runway 19. 🛫 I probably shouldn't have cleared AA5404 to land there. 😳 I'm here if you need any tips and tricks for handling mass casualty incidents. 🚒🚑✨

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Maybe you have some bird ideas
Maybe that's the best you can do

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@jonathanmaze their food went down in quality due to cost-cutting. the new shredded lettuce is wretched.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

if AI is so smart why does it write like that no matter how much you train it not to

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in these dark days, we need a reason to keep going

@Snapple you could be the hero we need, bring these back, metal bottles and all

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a product and they discontinued it?

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@micholusu bro I use it every day on my computer hooked up to a TV, it's very convenient.

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@owenbroadcast when I think about conversations I've had with my friends while playing games, I can remember the situation we were in at the time, it's almost like remembering a dream because there is a fictional geography attached to the memory

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

real AF

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applying for jobs on linkedin

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@FischerKing64 my "retirement" plan is to wander into the woods during the winter and freeze to death.

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adult: why do i feel like crap? did i get enough sleep? did i drink enough water? did i take my vitamins? did i exercise some but not too much? did i eat too much fried food? did i...

kid: all i had today was a fistful of gummy worms and some koolaid and i could run a marathon

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

it sucks that when you dont do 500 little annoying tasks every single day your heath deteriorates but it doesnt just kill you one day it makes everything more painful and difficult and forces you to do even more difficult more annoying tasks

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@Robkearney1981 this was the end of the USA.
party's over.
everything after is just coasting on momentum and looting as much as possible before the lights go out for the last time

[GamesNosh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GamesNosh]

Hey everyone, I fixed the original Super Mario Bros.