davey jones

i just tweet the thoughts in my brain so no one actually has to listen to them snap-dayseeschickram

[davey jones @dayseeschickram]

ITS STRAPPY SANDAL SEASON🤪👡

[Repairman67 @therepairman67]

Now that I have you restrained to the bed, I lied I don’t want to have sex. I wanna talk about the importance of complex walkable cities. And some of my other hyper fixations.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality and demanding they be legislated over our entire country, yet reducing the +3,000 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor, the vulnerable, and the refugee to a private, personal choice.

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

me when a coworker starts to trauma dump and then they cut themselves off by saying “i’m sorry i shouldn’t be focused on the negative aspects of my marriage and this isn’t your problem”

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Asking “How many more families need to be torn apart?” as you send billions in arms shipments to a government actively committing genocide is… a choice.

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

They’re gonna ban Super Bowl parades before they ban any guns.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BACK-TO-BACK SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i am going to smoke a bowl so super

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

People get shocked when you start getting serious about your boundaries and stop being a people pleaser.

[davey jones @dayseeschickram]

so i click on insta, AND LO AND BEHOLD, i fucking found him. thanks tiktok 🥰

[davey jones @dayseeschickram]

i fucking love tik tok. i’ve been trynna find the boy from the bar on social media for WEEKS but literally all i had was his name and what he looks like and his number so i have been STRUGGLING, to say the least lmao. just now i was on tt scrolling through my people you may know

[davey jones @dayseeschickram]

right?? GUESS WHO WAS THE FIRST ON THE LIST!!! so i clicked on it but he hasn’t posted anything so i couldn’t tell if it was him, so i typed the name in facebook and the same pfp pic popped up so i click on that, literally nothing, BUT he’s got his twitter and instagram linked.

[bethany @thenightbethore]

when a woman stays up past 2am its because she has a beautiful spirit that even the worst of 9-5 capitalism can't tie down. when a man stays up past 2am it is because he's a pervert

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Absolutely incredible series of words