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[No Names @daywalker103]

Favorite thing said about me tonight: "Nice suit, nice shoes. Next serial killer. Not today, Jack the Ripper. Not today!" #suitup #eugene

[No Names @daywalker103]

Just watched two dudes have an impromptu fencing match under a bridge while a gal sang the French nat'l anthem. #Eugene #totallynormal

[No Names @daywalker103]

@540Ally @Dannofive3six @mshannabrooks @e_spratsen @540Ally I can't imagine who you could be talking about. <chooses to forget driving half a mile past a call because he misread a map>

[No Names @daywalker103]

@mshannabrooks It's almost like the economy was stronger when we had a well-regulated free market, and removing all those restrictions made things worse!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing https://t.co/KyVRDtVgoL

[No Names @daywalker103]

@Dannofive3six Ha! That's awesome. The M1 Abrams has the same system, but I've never seen it demonstrated like that!

[No Names @daywalker103]

Highlight of my night: a random homeless guy started singing ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" as i walked by. #suitup

[No Names @daywalker103]

@Dannofive3six @UrthaLun Well, I mean... at least it wasn't *feet* first. I think that would be worse.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@mshannabrooks That also sounds like every time you or I or both of us go drinking.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@UrthaLun @Dannofive3six @e_spratsen @mshannabrooks See?! Springfield is too dangerous. No place to raise a BB. Better move to EUG.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@mshannabrooks And if it's not wages, it's insurance. And if it's not insurance, it's retirement plans. And if it's not retirement, it's...

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

Full stop. Take 2 mins. Read this Q&A between Trump & Tucker Carlson over where Trump got his wiretapping claims from. Read the whole thing.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@Dannofive3six @UrthaLun That was a major concern at the time.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@Dannofive3six @UrthaLun Awwww. I thought it was for docking zeppelins, like the spire atop the Empire State Building.

[No Names @daywalker103]

Current status: Jet setting halfway around the world in my @JPeterman jet setting pique blazer. This is a perfect jacket for flying.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@Dannofive3six I saw that! I'm interested to know the whole story. They could be a weird bunch, but were a great resource for silencers.

[No Names @daywalker103]

@Dannofive3six @UrthaLun @mshannabrooks EXACTLY WHY I BROUGHT MY GO-BAG WITH ME WHEN WE VISITED.

[No Names @daywalker103]

Hey so my little sister has been in labor forever, but at least that means I get to wait here at the hospital with the family.

[No Names @daywalker103]

And now to unfollow @POTUS, so that this is the last thing I remember from this account, and not the vitriolic ramblings of an orange baboon https://t.co/vfXbRjBmq9

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.